Edge, Taylor Swift, Ice, Dark One, Vegeta and Koga circle around Josh's "corner"
Shawn Hernandez, Zen, Ghetsis, H0LLYWOOD, CharltonJ and Terrorblade, stand around Insidious' "corner"
Insidious and Josh lock up.
Insidious puts Josh in an arm wringer.
Josh frontflips out of it and trips Insidious, goes for a quick pin cover, 1 count, both men back to their feet, Insidious arm drags, both men back up, Josh arm drags,
Josh runs up and goes for a cradle pin, 2 count, Insidious kicks out.
Josh runs off the ropes but Insidious catches Josh with a sidewalk slam.
He goes for a pin..1...2..kickout!
Insidious stomps Josh. "You ain't in my league kid! You're in the weaklings division!"
Vegeta: "Come on Josh pal00r! You can win budd00r!!!!"
Josh starts getting up, Insidious just toys and slaps his head.
Josh stands all the wait up and starts fighting, giving a bunch of right hands to Insidious. Josh hits a dropkick on Insidious and Insidious falls. Insidious rolls towards the ropes and starts to get back up.
Josh runs to the other side of the ring, off the ropes, runs towards Insidious...
INSIDIOUS PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE! Josh tips over and falls right in between the two "alignments" of superstars.
Zen and Ghetsis try to run over to Josh and nab him but Taylor Swift and Ice grabs Josh by his shoulders and pulls him towards the group of "heroes" (or anti-heroes in Edge's case :P)
Dark One and Koga pick up Josh while Taylor Swift and Ice stand guard so no heels try coming over. Edge gives Josh words of confidence "get Insidious out here so I can hit him!" (unlike the other moralistic lumberjacks), Vegeta goes
"Come on Josh pal00r you can do it!"
Koga pushes Josh back into the ring.
Josh gets up, Insidious doesn't give Josh much of a break getting into the ring and tries to attack him. Insidious attacks Josh on the ropes. Insidious gets Josh in the corner, backhands Josh and then elbows him in the corner. He knees Josh in the gut and then throws Josh to the opposite corner. Insidious runs up to Josh, Josh lifts up his foot, Insidious runs into it and backs up to the center of the ring holding his face. Josh hops up to the middle rope, Josh jumps off and hits a spinning elbow and knocks Insidious down. Josh goes up to another turnbuckle as Insidious gets up again...
Josh hits a cross-body and goes for a pin...Insidious kicks out at a 2-count. Insidious starts to get up as Josh runs to the ropes again, bounces off and hits a running DDT! Josh goes up to the top rope trying to put this match away early?
Oh wait no, there's Shawn Hernandez on the apron, referee is looking at Josh on the top rope and has his back turned, Shawn Hernandez shakes the top rope and Josh trips and lands on his groin. The crowd boos, Vegeta comes out of nowhere and clotheslines Shawn Hernandez down! Vegeta runs back to the moralistic lumberjacks as the villainous lumberjacks help ShawnHernandez up. Insidious gets up to the top rope and he sets up Josh for a superplex...
but Josh fights back! Josh knocks Insidious down and he falls in the section of "righteous" lumberjacks! Koga tries to grab Insidious and picks him up, but Insidious gives Koga a low blow and tries to run off up the ramp! Vegeta grabs Insidious but, Insidious punches him down and Insidious keeps taking off. Edge makes a b-line up the ramp after Insidious, Ice and TaylorSwift move up the ramp but slower. Insidious and Edge go through the curtains.
The curtains move again...
EDGE HAS COME BACK WITH INSIDIOUS as the crowd cheers!
Insidious tries fighting again, but Edge starts throwing punches at Insidious to keep him from moving. Edge gives one final good punch as he's knocked towards Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift hits Insidious with a...Microphone? Insidious sways towards Ice, Ice hits Insidious in the gut with his fairy wand. Vegeta gets on all fours as Koga jumps off Vegeta's back and hits a senton plancha on Insidious.
The heel lumberjacks try to run over where Insidious is but the Edge, Taylor Swift and Ice run over to stand guard. Vegeta and Koga lift up Insidious.
Dark One suddenly shouts: "FEED ME MORE!"
Crowd chants: "FEED ME MORE! FEED ME MORE!" along with Dark One
Vegeta and Koga throw Insidious at Dark One, Dark One lifts him up over his head with a gorilla press! Then he bench presses him OVER the top rope and back into the ring as Insidious slams down to the mat.
Lumberjacks get back into places...
Josh is on the top rope, as Insidious starts to get up...
Josh shouts as the crowd shouts with him: "WOO! WOO! WOO!" and jumps off the top rope and hits Insidious with a fame-asser off the top rope! Josh goes for the pin
1! 2! Thr-- KICKOUT! Near fall!
Insidious starts to make towards his feet. Josh starts to circle around him and clap for the crowd to get excited. Insidious gets up and he hits his trademark, the Last Kill! He then waits for Insidious to get up one more time to finish him! Insidious gets up and he hits the FutureShock!
Josh is gonna take it, he goes for the pin, 1..2...thr--- GHETSIS PUTS INSIDIOUS FOOT ON THE ROPE AND THE REFEREE DIDN'T SEE.
Josh gets frustrated, gets out of the ring with the heel lumberjacks and starts punching Ghetsis. Terrorblade comes over and Josh gives a hard right hand to knock him down too! H0LLYWOOD comes over and Josh kicks him in the groin! Zen and Shawn Hernandez come over and start hitting Josh. Charlton J holds Josh and Zen starts kicking him. Vegeta comes over to help and attacks Charlton J, Josh crawls away. Zen and Shawn Hernandez start attacking Vegeta and hold Vegeta, as Charlton J throws punches at him. ALL OF THE SUDDEN THERE'S ICE JUMPING OFF APRON! He hits a cross body on Zen/Hernandez/CharltonJ. Ice and Vegeta go back to their side of the ring, Josh re-enters the ring, not known by Insidious who got back to his feet.
Josh runs up from behind and rolls up Insidious...1....2...kickout by Insidious. Insidious gets up, Josh goes for an enzuiguri but Insidious ducks, grabs Josh's legs and slingshots Insidious into the nearest turnbuckle. All of the heel lumberjacks are up. Ghetsis signals over to Insidious and pulls down the top rope. Insidious hits a stinger splash while Josh is laying in the corner and then begins to whip Josh towards the ropes BUT Josh reverses (though he collapses as he whips Insidious since he just took a hard splash) and Insidious goes over the top rope!
Insidious Charlton J and Terrorblade help Insidious up with both hands and Insidious dusts himself off in a cocky manner "I'm alright!".
Charlton J: "You've got this champ!"
Ghetsis: "Yeah! You're the champ you've got this!"
As the other heel lumberjacks would clap for Insidious.
Josh looks on in dismay laying there as he sees Insidious just catching a free break with his supporters. Insidious hops up on the apron and enters the ring slowly. Josh would try to rise to his feet but Insidious would knee Josh in the face. Insidious would pick Josh back up and throw Insidious over the top rope and down to the floor to the villainous lumberjacks and NOW they would conveniently attack Josh when Insidious got a free pass.
Zen and Ghetsis start beating up Josh on the outside, stomping him.
Koga tries to run over but H0LLYWOOD gives Koga a big boot.
Vegeta comes over and says "THAT'S ENOUGH GUYS, HUH!"
Taylor Swift comes over too and Zen/Ghetsis back off of Josh as, Charlton J, H0LLYWOOD and Terrorblade pick up Josh ready to throw him back into the ring...as Shawn Hernandez just comes up and slaps Josh! All of the heel lumberjacks laugh, Dark One, and Ice look on with disgust. Edge goes "I'm supposed to feel bad about this right because it was kinda funny"
Josh is thrown back into the ring by Shawn Hernandez.
Insidious goes for the pin on Josh...1..2...KICKOUT!
Insidious stomps on Josh. Insidious picks up Josh and hits a quick neckbreaker. Insidious drops an elbow. Then Insidious drops a knee. Pin..
1..2..kickout!!
Insidious picks up Josh and kicks him in the gut and throws him towards the more "moralistic" lumberjacks. Edge would just back up so Josh could rest, but unfortunately, Taylor Swift and Ice know the rules and slowly pick up Josh. Vegeta yells "Insidious you mean pal! Come on Josh you can win budd00r!"
Taylor Swift and Ice relunctantly pick up Josh and put him back in the ring as Insidious laughs at the dismay of Josh's supporters. Insidious lifts up Josh and gives a hard chop to the chest which makes Josh lay back towards the ropes, the ropes bounce him to fall towards Insidious, Insidious flips Josh over with a headlock takedown. Insidious holds the headlock takedown and it looks like Josh is in trouble. Vegeta starts a slow clap, clapping slowly as the crowd claps along with him. Dark One makes arm gestures getting the crowd riled up, Taylor Swift, Ice and Koga start smacking the apron with the crowd claps to cheer Josh on (Edge just stands there because he's evil and stuff). Josh rolls over and starts to push up as the crowd claps and the lumberjacks root Josh on.
It now turns into a standing headlock. Josh starts to elbow Insidious. Insidious holds on tightly. Josh lifts up Insidious going for a backdrop but Insidious flips out of it, GOES FOR THE SCORPION DEATH DROP! Josh reverses into an attempt at the Future Shock, but again, Insidious slips out of it, grabs both of Josh's legs and trips him, holding both legs...
and locks in the SCORPION DEATHLOCK! Josh is held in the submission as Josh's side of the lumberjacks root for him to escape or crawl to the ropes!
Referee keeps asking Josh if he gives up and Josh says no. Josh tries to crawl towards the ropes. Ghetsis goes over to distract the referee. Shawn Hernandez gets in the ring and pulls Insidious so that it drags the submission back to the middle of the ring but Edge gets in the ring and spears Shawn Hernandez! Edge then mischievously pulls Josh towards the ropes and puts his hands on the ropes, and exits the ring as the crowd cheers wildly! Ghetsis gets off the apron, referee turns around and sees Josh's hands on the ropes. Insidious complains about how he was pulled towards the ropes and the referee just starts counting..
"1! 2! 3! 4!"
Insidious releases the submission. "What the hell! DO YOUR JOB YOU STUPID REFEREE! I WAS ROBBED OF A VICTORY BECAUSE YOU HAD YOUR EYES OFF THE MATCH"
Referee says: "I DIDN'T SEE IT!"
Insidious says: "You know what? F**k (BLEEP) this match, this is bullshit, I'm out!"
Insidious exits the ring and tries to make a run for it with all of the face lumberjacks behind him. They all catch him and they ALL lift him high above their heads and run back towards the ring but all of the sudden the heel lumber jacks just start to charge at the face lumberjacks and each lumberjack pairs off with another (Vegeta/Hernandez, Swift/Zen, Ice/Ghetsis, DarkOne/CharltonJ, Koga/Terrorblade, Edge/H0LLYWOOD.). All hell breaks loose as they all start fighting eachother. Josh is back up to his feet. He sees the carnage on the outside. Insidious is stumbling to his feet, Josh has bounced off the ropes on the opposite side of the ring, he runs towards the side with the carnage and he steps up the middle rope, steps on the top rope and does a huge splash to the outside landing on EVERYONE!.
Everyone is laid out, but some of the lumberjacks who didn't get all of the impact, already start to hit eachother again while standing up. The referee is looking at the carnage outside telling everyone to break it up as Josh throws Insidious back into the ring. Josh gets in the ring and he sets Insidious up for the Future Shock while Insidious is drowzy...WAIT A MINUTE! ASKI IS IN THE RING! HE CAME OUT FROM UNDER THE RING!
Aski hits a Super Kick on Josh! Aski makes an impact with his random return!
Josh falls down, Aski slides out of the ring, Insidious stands up, referee turns around, picks up Josh, goes for the scorpion death drop, goes for the pin cover.
1...2....3!
Insidious wins!
All of the sudden, Shawn Hernandez, Zen, Ghetsis, Aski, H0LLYWOOD, CharltonJ and Terrorblade, all get in the ring and start attacking Josh. Insidious joins in the attack. Edge, Taylor Swift, Ice, Dark One, Vegeta and Koga get in the ring and pull Insidious over to the corner and start beating him up just as Insidious was ready to use his bat!
Zen and Aski can't seem to get along and step away from the group of heels beating up Josh. Zen and Aski argue, Ghetsis walks up to back up Zen meanwhile Vegeta walks over to the pack of heels to try to help his friend Josh but Charlton J shows Vegeta a picture of a math equation and it makes Vegeta pass out from using too much of his brain to try to figure out the problem (100 divided by 5 was the math problem on the card Charlton J had)
Charlton J resumes beating up Josh with, H0LLYWOOD, and Terrorblade, meanwhile Shawn Hernandez sneaks over to the pack of faces attacking Insidious and he picks off Koga and throws him out of the ring...
Aski starts throwing punches at Zen and Ghetsis as the crowd cheers Aski fighting his former partner and the partner that replaced him!!
...but the numbers game prevails as the Egomaniacs get Aski down in the corner and stomp a mudhole.
Ice walks over to Charlton J and bashes him over the head with his Fairy Wand, the crowd cheers!
Shawn Hernandez low blows Edge and throws him out of the ring. Shawn Hernandez picks off Taylor Swift but Taylor Swift starts fighting Shawn Hernandez and throws lefts and rights at Shawn Hernandez. Insidious low blows Dark One and then hits him with the bat that was next to him. Dark One rolls out of the ring and Insidious goes to beat him up some more on the outside.
Ice hits H0LLYWOOD in the gut with his fairy wand, H0LLYWOOD bends over to hold his gut and Ice whacks down across his back. Ghetsis sees Ice tries to attack him but Ice sticks out his Fairy Wand and Ghetsis runs gut first into it and Ice knees Ghetsis in the face! Zen tries to attack Ice now leaving Aski unattended
Shawn Hernandez knees Taylor Swift in the gut, puts Swift in the corner and starts shoulder-charging her gut over and over again in the turnbuckle.
Ice hits Zen with the star-tipped metal fairy baton in the face which makes Zen fall over towards the ropes. Terrorblade attacks Ice from behind and Ice drops the fairy wand. Ice fights back hits a calf kick on Terrorblade. Ice gets up and puts Terrorblade in a neckbreaker position, going for some Iced Bread No.2? Wait Zen runs after Ice, but Ice jumps up, still holding Terrorblade and kicks Zen in the chest, which causes him to fall, Ghetsis is back up and runs towards Ice but Ice had rotated towards Ghetsis and kicks him and Ghetsis falls, Charlton J and H0LLYWOOD rise back to their feet, Shawn Hernandez starts to head towards Ice, but Ice kicks H0LLYWOOD, then Charlton J, then Shawn Hernandez, they all fall down as Ice basically walks across the entire set of heel lumberjacks in mid-air and then rotates towards the ropes, pushes off the ropes, still holding Terrorblade and backflips into a DDT...
AND HITS THE ICED BREAD NO.2 AFTER KICKING 5 PEOPLE DOWN WITHOUT TOUCHING THE GROUND! The crowd applauds very loudly.
Everyone who was hit rolls out of the ring.
Edge spears CharltonJ! Koga cross-body's Terrorblade off steel stairs!
Zen and Ghetsis stand up..
Aski hits a cross-body plancha down to the outside onto Zen!
Taylor Swift hits a cross-body plancha down to the outside onto Ghetsis!
WAIT THERE'S INSIDIOUS FROM BEHIND ICE! HE HITS ICE WITH THE BAT AND ICE FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND
Dark One and H0LLYWOOD clothesline eachother down on the outside!
Vegeta is STILL trying to figure out what 100 divided by 5 is!
Josh gets up and tries to fight Insidious but Insidious has a bat and hits him in the gut with it. Insidious backs up Josh to the corner and kicks Josh over and over again.
Ice reaches for his fairy wand..and gets up..
Ice runs over to Insidious..
Insidious turns around...
Ice raises his fairy wand and swings it
INSIDIOUS MOVES AND ICE HITS JOSH!
Insidious swings the bat towards Ice but Ice raises up his fairy wand and they clash!
Insidious swings high, but Ice raises his fairy wand to block, Ice swings to the side and low but Insidious blocks with the bat,
Ice and Insidious continue to fence with their weapons and then give another clash. Ice and Insidious press their weapons against eachother, it feels like some Star Wars music should play during this moment.
Ice presses hard, Insidious bends back a bit, crowd cheers, but Insidious presses hard back, Ice bends back, crowd boos, but Ice powers against the bat hard enough for the bat to be knocked out of Insidious's hands. Ice hits Insidious with the fairy wand in the gut, drops the fairy wand, puts Insidious in a front face lock, turns around and drives his elbow down into the back of Insidious' skull for the BRAIN FREEZE!
Ice gets up as Josh comes out of nowhere and delivers the Future Shock onto Ice!
the crowd immediately goes silent as Josh stands tall over Ice and Insidious in the ring...the Intercontinental Champion and iTNA champion are down and the X-Division champion is the only one standing.
H0LY SHIT, JOSH TURNED ON UUUU! I'm not the only heel in our match now,you gettin burned Ice.
What a clusterfuck... nice blowjob
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When a man's heart is full of deceit, it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse. A wrong that must be righted. We look to the skies for a vindicator. Someone to strike fear into the black hearts of the same men who created him. The battle between good and evil has begun. Against an army of shadows comes a dark warrior. The purveyor of good with the voice of silence and a mission of justice.
THIS IS INSIDIOUS!
