*This is the First Part of a Three-Part Series of Promos, The First of The Trilogy Deals With A Coincidential Set-Up...*
Insidious, Sherby, Shawn Hernandez and Aski are all inside Insidious' office.
Insidious: "Okay boys, so Taylor Swift and Lupe Ortiz are Tag Team Champions. Now I have the iTNA Heavyweight Championship, but we need to get those Tag Titles in our stable."
Shawn Hernandez: "Okay so give us a shot!"
Insidious: "Unfortunately, I can't just give you a shot. Board of Directors will call it biased. I can put you guys in a Number One Contenders Match though.
Sherby: "Sweet, so give us two losers like, Vegeta and uhh...okay have him tag with Aski.."
Aski: "HEY!"
Sherby: "I don't mean you're a loser, I just thought of something else, you tag with him and not help him so Hernandez and I can win!"
Insidious: "Boys, Boys, Boys, I can't do that. Here I have an idea, I don't have to prepare your opponents for the match. How about the next two people who walk through that door, are in."
Sherby: "Done."
Everyone turns to the door waiting.
10 seconds of silence pass
All of the sudden Josh enters the office and starts complaining.
Josh: "Insidious! I am tired of Ice pestering me, he keeps trying to 'befriend' me. I know you don't like either of us, but pleeeeease get him away from me or put me in a match with him so I can take care of it myself."
Ice barges through the door
Ice: "There you are Josh, I saw you go into Insidious' office! Why are you going in here! Are you turning EVILLLL? Getting friendly with the enemies!?"
Josh: "SEE! I'm tired of this guy"
All of the MILF Busters start laughing because of the situation.
Insidious: "Welp, Josh, you have your wish. You will have a match with Ice."
Ice: "BUT I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT Josh! We don't need to fight!"
Insidious: "Ice, you have your wish as well. You don't have to fight Josh."
Josh: "Wait what? How are we in a match if he doesn't have to fight me."
Insidious: "I just made a bet, we're having a number one contendership match for the tag team championship. Sherby and Shawn Hernandez will be in it and I made a stipulation where the first two people who walked through my door were going to wrestle them tonight. That would be you two! Josh you get a match WITH Ice and you Ice, you don't have to fight Josh!"
Josh: "WHAT!?"
Ice: "Oh come on Joooosh, it'll be fun."
Josh: "NO! THIS IS STUPID!"
Sherby: "You two can't even get along and you're tagging against US! HA HA HA!"
Josh storms out, Ice tries to walk out and follow him.
All of the MILF Busters laugh maniacally, they feel as if they have the advantage against a tag team who can't get along!
