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*iTNAQ is standing by backstage*
iTNAQ: My guest of this time, Tamjuk *crowd boos*
*Tamjuk steps in to the frame*
iTNAQ: Tamjuk, you come off the heels from winning the X-Division Championship, on your other shoulder is the UltraViolent Championship and around your waist is the World Tag Team Championship it is going well for you, to say the least.
*Tamjuk gesticulates to talk while having his mouth completely closed*
iTNAQ: Excuse me?
*A Dark man enters the frame*
???: Let me allow to answer for him, my name is Harold, I am the assistant of Tamjuk.
iTNAQ *confused*: Oh umm yeah okay, so what do you say, Herald?
Harold: It's Harold, first of all. Secondly, the championship success of my employer is self-explanatory. It is the, what you would call, "haters" that bother my boss.
Because of them Tamjuk now suffers from dysarthria. Too high for you? Dysarhtria is a paralysis of the speech muscles thus he is not able to talk anymore *crowd cheers*
which was caused by constant attacks by Internete Relay Chat Total Non-Stop Action management to Tamjuk.
iTNAQ: I.. I know what dysarthria is, I.. I want to apologize to the mute community. *turns to Tamjuk* You talked less than a week ago and did not suffer a stroke since and now you wanna pull this? Don't you have any kind of class?
Harold: Unlike the management, Tamjuk is full of class. He is suffering from a serious injury and you want to doubt his integrity? Here, read the doctor's note *hands iTNAQ a paper*
iTNAQ *holds it in the camera and reads it*: "He has dysnarnia" - Dr, Phil. Really?
Harold: Are you doubting the medical expertise of Dr. Phil?
iTNAQ: So What you are trying to say is that Tamjuk, who pretty much, spend all his time here talking now finally shuts up? *crowd cheers*
Harold: Yes *crowd cheers louder* *Tamjuk taps with a paper on Harold's arm which Harold then obtains* Tamjuk wants me to read this statement:
"The reason I suffer from dysarthria is the stress caused by management, due to respect of their privacy I will only use the initials of the management associates involved.
My kemosabe, TLKiller990, got promised an Intercontinental Championship match after one of his numerous important victories by a certain Mr. I., or so he thought.
An, I must concede, astute stratagem. my comrade, understandably, reacted let me say "quite emotionally" as he got bereft from the only subject he stipulated.
Thereby another management member, Mr. I., did decide to not give TLKiller990 a title shot in the approximate future. A decision he solely based from TLKiller990's vocal response.
If TLKiller990 had not expressed his hankering for the Intercontinental Championship, if he actually had not said a word ever, he would have got his merited match for the Intercontinental Championship.
Also, Mr. I. blackmailed me, blaming me for taking away prestige for the UltraViolent Championship and declared that a defense and win of the Championship would not affect the rating for the power rankings.
Ternion made the championship relevant again, surely, we defended it between us a lot, we did it to build up tension, it made people clamour it,
even the #1 in the power rankings and then X-Division Champion, Ice, inserted himself to a title match, alongside a multitude of other competitors.
I even offered others a championship to their decline. People like Sarah Nig- *looks over angry/confused as Tamjuk nods* let.
Only vichu got deprived from a match at first but he was persistent and got his title match, ultimately, I defended the championship against everyone who asked for a match.
Then there were those who criticized me, but when confronted, me willing to prove myself, they declined a Championship match saying the title is "beneath" them.
I never complained, I solely presented arguments for my comrades and myself why we should get what we desired. And yes if somebody else got a match I wanted I did state it was a mistake and that I should have gotten it.
What does the management demand from me? Not care about the titles, the Pay-Per-Views, the matches? They can not affect this but I will now never, ever talk again, so they got their wish fulfilled.
I won the X-Division Championship and then got attacked by vichu and CaptainCharisma, two - *to Tamjuk* I am not going to read that *Tamjuk nods* -
well um two who are beneath me, ask the power rankings, look at the recent match wins, I proved that I am better than them prior by beating them.
But I did not complain, I did not demand a no-contact contract to be set up, I accepted it. Because I knew that is what Mr. I. wanted, I wanted to comply but I got nothing but trouble in return.
This made my subconsciousness realize: 'I do all of this talking and all it did get me is trouble, not what I sad but that I talked at all, so why talk?' and then suffered from dysarthria, nothing I can do about it.
So unless Mr. I. and Mr. I. decide to number Manup - *Tamjuk taps on the paper 3 times* Oh - decide to hashtag Man Up, Tamjuk will not seek rehabilitation facilities which could maybe, if he is lucky, could cure him after decades of work.
As a conclusion, for all you idiots, putting desire and effort under punishment is wrong and I will thus not express either of those attributes, congratulations, Mr. I and Mr. I."
iTNAQ: *Sighs* Okay Tamjuk, I give you a last chance to drop this tasteless charade and say it simply was a measure to get a point across.
*Tamjuk holds a breath in and raises a finger but then breathes out, drops the finger and walks off, iTNAQ is looking at the smiling Harold who then follows Tamjuk as the screen fades to black* |
