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*Anarchy is back as we are in Ice's office with Josh sitting on his couch with him holding an ice bag on his neck*
Ice: Are you okay, Josh? I gotta see H0LLYWOOD, he's in trainer's room now.
Josh: Sure, I am fine, I'm tough, the main event will happen as scheduled. I have the toughest man in the world.
Matt Hardy is here in case the masked man should come back, wait I he is no man, he has no balls! *crowd laughs*
Ice: Alright, Catch you later.
*Ice leaves his office and goes down the hall as the camera turns over filming the on-looking Tamjuk with his assistant Harold who then turns to the camera*
Harold: Let me recapitulate what we have seen already on this broadcast!
Ice has ranted about Ternion and explained that interferences are okay, just as long they are interferences that the audience thinks make sense!
Great, rely on the fans when you need logic!
And as result he booked Tamjuk vs. Josh as the main event of the evening. Great match, don't you think *Tamjuk nods*? But it is not a World Title Contendership match.
Josh will get his title shot no matter what. But hey, that is okay. Tamjuk versus Josh in a fair fight, or is it?
Earlier, Josh got attacked by a mysterious masked man, who I have no relation with by the way. No one filmed it. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Or to say it in a more simpler way for you: If one says he got attacked and no one is around to see it, did it really happen? Holding an ice bag does not impress me.
But if Josh is not injured, why this farce then? To discredit my employer, Tamjuk. If Tamjuk will not beat Josh impressively enough, even though Josh is *air quotes* "injured", they will say it was because Tamjuk is not that good.
Ice is keeping Josh in his office, letting him lay on his sofa, eat his green M&Ms', having Matt Hardy as Josh's personal body guard. Don't you all think that goes a bit too far?
That's the point. You all, and most importantly my boss Tamjuk, are meant to believe that Josh is severely injured. But he is not. The trainer himself blurted it out "Josh is very healthy"
But if Josh is so very healthy, just has to sit down for a minute, then why all this drama? Because Ice is impartial.
Why else would Josh be in Ice's office attended by Ice's assistant? So they can forge out plans without it being suspicious that Josh is in Ice's office!
These words have been brought to you by me, Harold Andrews, and the content has been developed by the one and only, iTNA World Tag Team Champion Of The World and also X-Division Champion: Tamjuk.
*Tamjuk stretches his arms and starts to go away as Harold then starts to follow him and the screen eventually fading to black* |
