The opening of X-Wars would start Ice would be standing at a podium in his office with Josh, Captain Charisma, the Intercontinental Champion H0LLYWOOD and the iTNA Champions Charlton J sitting in a semi-circle of chairs around the podium Ice stands at. The four men in chairs would be bickering amongst eachother.
"Attention! Attention everyone!" said Ice as he would bang his fairy wand on the top of the podium like a gavel, everyone would go quiet. "It's pretty apparent why I have brought you four individuals to my office at this time. We are all victims, targeted direct victims of the masked man. I know you all want to get your hands on him. Unfortunately only one of us can do so in a clean manner tonight."
"Why don't we all just find him and beat him up?" asked H0LLYWOOD.
"Well, here's the shtick, I don't wanna play dirty---" said Ice before being interupted by Charlton J who would shout "Pussy!"
"Hey, Mr. J, behave yourself." said Ice. "As I was saying, we all saw Sherby with The Masked Man so we know he's up to something. He's scheduled to compete against Sarah_Ng on X-Wars. I did have a word with him earlier though and I negotiated a match to take place vs. The Masked Man, unfortunately we don't know who he is and we might not find out tonight, maybe he will reveal himself maybe he won't. We'll probably find out tonight though. So here's what we're going to do..."
Ice would pick up 5 pink straws, and place them in his hand, squeezing his hand into a fist.
"You've got to be joking..." said H0LLYWOOD.
"No, I'm not joking." said Ice. "We're going to draw straws. One of these straws is longer than the other four and whoever draws that out of my hand, will face The Masked Man tonight on X-Wars in the shows main event."
Ice would step away from the podium and walk towards the four men.
"Alright, guys, everyone put your hand on a straw, and when I count to 3 all of you pull at once to see what straw you have." continued Ice.
The other four men would grab onto a straw.
"Okay..." motioned Ice. "One...two.....THREE!"
Everyone would yank their straws out of Ice's hand at the same time, and all 5 men would look at their straws and it appeared that Captain Charisma has the long straw!
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!?" exclaimed Charlton J. "HIM!?!?!? Mr. Fluke Noob!?!?!?"
Ice would head back to stand behind the podium.
"Didn't he get a 'fluke' over you on Anarchy?" asked Josh. Everyone in the room except Charlton J went "oooooh!"
"Look Mr. No Personality" said Charlton J "At least I can hold a title for more than 3 days unlike Captain No Charisma."
Everyone in the room went "oooooooo" again.
"Charlton J, I hate to be a wet blanket but..." paused Ice. "You lost to that person who only held the Intercontinental Championship for 3 days, so that kinda makes you less credible as a champ. I'm sorry" Ice would say ever so politely.
"And you also wear no shirt." said Josh.
Everyone in the room laughed.
"SHUTUP!" said Charlton J "All of you!"
"Maybe I might win the iTNA Title sooner than later in my career." said Captain Charisma
"You pipsqueak, I'll hold the title many more times before you ever touch it" said H0LLYWOOD.
"Not while I'm holding it, old man!" said Charlton J
"You won't hold it for long, I'll beat you at The Vault!" said Josh "You'll have to wear a shirt after losing that title to cover your shame!"
Everyone except Ice would start bickering inaudibly
"GUYS! QUIET NOW!" said Ice as he would bang his fairy wand on the podium like a gavel. Everyone would be quiet.
"THAT'S IT" shouted Charlton J. "FUCK ALL OF YOU, fuck this show, fuck the masked man and you know what? FUCK THIS TINY GAY ASS PINK STRAW!" as Charlton J would throw the short pink straw on the ground and stomp on it.
"You're probably just mad because the straw resembles your dick." said Josh.
"I don't even have to be here" said Charlton J "This is X-Wars, the B-Show right? Well I'm not gracing my appearance on the B-Show, seeya!"
Charlton J would exit the room.
"Josh, you heard him," said Ice. "Why don't you go take a break from the 'B-Show' even though it features some of the greatest up and coming talent and features the coveted X-Division title. Go on Josh, Mr. No.1 Contender. I wouldn't want you to get too banged up, you are my star!" said Ice sarcastically.
Josh would exit the room.
"Captain Charisma, you have a match to go get ready for," said Ice. "I suggest you get going"
Captain Charisma would leave the room. H0LLYWOOD would start to get up.
"Hold on a second H0LLYWOOD." said Ice. "I know you were badly hurt on Anarchy, but I know you still wanna fight, as you've told me in the trainers room. Now you may be a victim, but you're also a bully and Vegeta tried to offer you a handshake and you attacked him! How about tonight on X-Wars you take on Vegeta again, I think he really wants to fight you for that."
H0LLYWOOD would just crack his knuckles and crack his neck shaking it, before leaving.
Ice would sigh from all the stress he's dealing with.
