Hello guys I'm Brad Maddox and yes that's right I'm an Interviewer! Now I am somebody today! Today I am out here live in pre-recorded footage with the millions of fans waiting to get inside Lockdown. The match being talked about, is Ice vs. Dark_One for the World Heavyweight Championship! Which has been a heated grudge.
We asked the fans and we got millions of answers:
Camera would show all kinds of different fans answering:
"Ice is my hero!"
"Yo, Dark One is gonna tear him up."
"Ice will get his fairy wand back!"
"I bet Dark One will shove that Fairy Wand up his ass!"
"Dark One will pulverize that scrawny fairy!"
"I think Ice can do it!"
"I've also taken the liberty of interviewing iTNA superstars!" said Brad_Maddox
Camera would roll over:
vichu: "hm...."
Brad Maddox: "Can you answer my question?"
vichu: "hm..." (Captain Charisma would then show up)
Captain Charisma: "What he's trying to say is, Ice will definetly win!"
vichu: "hm..."
Brad Maddox: "What the hell, he's just saying 'hm...' how do you get that out of 'hm...'"
Captain Charisma: "He knows just as well as I do, Ice will have the heart and soul!"
Brad Maddox: "Whatever I'm out of here..."
-Camera switches over to Tamjuk-
Tamjuk: "SILENCE! What is so relevant about that match. It is our friend Maven who has a better match. Well I suppose if you must have an answer, Dark One because he is the better performer!"
-Camera switches over to H}{H-
H}{H: "That title is coming to Carnage Inc., Dark One will take it from Ice!"
-Camera switches over to Vegeta-
Vegeta: "I think Ice will win buddy. My pal Ice."
Brad_Maddox: "It doesn't matter what you think, I made you irrelevant, remember? Josh will make you irrelevant tonight."
