*L.A.Y.L.A by A2Z hits and an Indo-Aryan in his mid 20s is making his way to the ring.
He is wearing bracelets, swarovski watch, bedazzled unbuttoned shirt, gel in his hair and multiple chains.*
oddset:
Bro *A couple of people boo* I said bro... *more people are booing now* this is gonna be timez of your life, boyz:
Never ending partiez, unlimited champagne, as many Maseratis as you need - all pimped out boyz, hot chickz - all over 18, don't worry bro - A, B, C, D, E, F; I am not talking about the alphabet but about their cupz!
You can see that I've been lifting bro *flexes his bicep*, look at me I am jacked! I am gonna bring all~ this *points at himself and circles his finger* to this stage mah doodz.
I'mma gonna be the greatest performer this label has ever seen, boyz. I have been rocking all this ice *touches his chains* from Ring Ka King, the world's most watched sports-entertainment show, to this very place, yaar.
You know what that means, Ice, mah main man. Ya surely appreciate a homey with Ice, ya feel me? So what I want from you is a match, at X-Wars bro.
Yaar, I'm all about the X. Just ask all my Ex's LOL. After I win my match on X-Wars dood, I'mma win the X-Division Championship!!
Because 2-0-13 is gonna by MY YEAR, yaar!
*L.A.Y.L.A by A2Z hits and oddset sings along: "La Lay La Lay Lay Lay La" as the screen fades to black*
Listen up Uriel, bro. Who do you think you are my dude? You want to go outside, bro? You're looking for some beef? Don't make me and oddset start Broticulture, Bromosapiens or Legion of Dudes.
I am your dude and your friend Xaqbec. Sure if you would like to go outside, we could, I like fresh air and nature and go into the wilderness and watch the animal habitat and stuff like that, if you are into that then we could do it, I love that. And i'm not looking for beef, I don't like to eat it because I'm a vegetarian... sorry. You shouldn't eat meat, it's bad for the enviroment my friend.
