*iTNAQ is sitting in a lounge chair with Tamjuk alongside in another lounge chair who wears a suit*
iTNAQ: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest of this time is Tamjuk.
Tamjuk: I requested this time because I did not get posted for this X-Wars event.
iTNAQ: And let me guess *stands up* YOU WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU GETTING BULLIED, ICE BEING AN AWFUL GM,
YOU BEING THE BEST THING, VEGETA BEING A DROOLING RETARD, ICE SHOULD BE FIRED AND TERNION BEING OVERLOOKED?
YOU ARE SO PREDICTABLE, ALWAYS WEEH-WEEH BUU-BUUing 'O I NOT GET MATCHES, ICE IS ALWAYS IN MAIN EVENTS, I SHOULD BE, EVEN THOUGH I AM NO CHAMPION!'
RIGHT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO [censored] SAY?
Tamjuk: No.
Calm down! Trouble with the missus again?
iTNAQ: She saw my browser history...
Tamjuk: The reason I asked for this time is because I would like to utter words directed to my supporters.
I won't be posted for wrestling match-ups anytime soon in the Internet Relay Chat Total Non-Stop Action promotion.
I am tired of the confrontations I am put against. A fixture with Lampard? Please. Which I only lost due to him constantly abusing the referee.
You see, I am constantly high ranked, but Mr. I. and of course Mr. I. and all the other officials love to ignore that.
That is forwhy I am, via this communication channel, prompt to not get booked in strifes again.
Unless they involve the World Heavyweight Championship.
...
But that makes me think, I forgot about the officials strait mind. No that does not mean straight, but that their mind is quite narrow.
So I guess I have to win the Intercontinental Championship first so I may get entered in Intercontinental Championship relations as well.
Also, it should be for the best to not compete too often considering my condition.
iTNAQ: Excuse me?
Tamjuk: My dysarthria.
iTNAQ; Oh, I didn't notice it still being there.
Tamjuk: au naturel, addle cove.
iTNAQ: Umm, what?
Tamjuk: Point proven.
Now if you may excuse me, I have to support my stable colleagues in their fixtures.
