After TaylorSwift got the pinfall on Josh during X-Wars, Josh would be laying there dazed. World Heavyweight Champion Ice would come out with a pair of handcuffs and his deadly fairy baton..and clip on mic? Ice would go into the ring, drag Josh to the turnbuckle, sit him down and cuff his hands behind his back, as well as put the clip-on mic on Josh.
Ice would grab a microphone of his own.
"Great job Taylor Swift! Congratulations on your victory!" said Ice. ""Hey Josh..WAKEY WAKEY!"
Josh would shake off his dazed status.
"Morning dear, hi, you might know we have a world title match, yes? Didn't you call me a failure before?" asked Ice. "Well, you seem to talk a lot of junk for someone who can't defend himself right now."
"I also put the headset on you so people can hear your cute little complaining! Now to punish you!" said Ice as he would lift up his fairy baton...
"No! Lemme go dammit!" shouted Josh.
Ice would start to swing down but would stop...then would talk again...
"Actually, I'd like to talk to the Freedom-IRC audience," said Ice. "How many of you wanna see me beat Josh within an inch of his life with my deadly sharp Fairy Baton?"
Crowd Cheers loudly.
"Okay..." said Ice. "How many of you wanna see Taylor Swift, dropkick Josh in between the legs!"
Crowd cheers even louder!
Josh would groan in pain thinking about it.
"Well the thing is, I'm not actually a savage and it goes against my ethics this close to an i-Pay-Per-View, One Night Stand." said Ice "I want you fresh, at your best I want to see if I can defeat you with honor and in a respectful manner to retain my World Heavyweight Championship." Ice turns to the camera to break the fourth wall "HASHTAG #HeroicBabyface (Ice would say refering to Twitter)"
"So let's find some non-violent options of torture..." said Ice.
"You're such a whimp, Ice." said Josh "Sorry that your fans are either underage or don't have a penis and can't handle a bloody beating on TV."
The crowd would go "OHHHHH" as that was a really brutal burn
"How many of you wanna see me give Josh a bronco buster while I'm wearing this lovely penskirt." Ice would do a curtsy.
The crowd cheered even LOUDER than before and some would be whistling and going "woot! woot! woot!"
Josh would be screaming and panicing "Please god no! Go back to the beating!"
Crowd would laugh.
Taylor Swift whispered in Ice's ear.
Ice would smile and nod.
"How many of you would like to see our pal Vegeta, talk to Josh!?" asked Ice
The crowd would roar louder than ever, banging on the guard railings and their seats, it was a deafening loudness.
The crowd would be unanimously chanting "Vegeta! Vegeta! Vegeta!"
Josh would widen his eyes. "NO! PLEASE GOD NO! AHHHHH!"
"Everyone, chant we want the pal!" shouted Ice. "We want the pal! We want the pal! We want the pal!"
The crowd would be unanimously chanting "We want the pal! We want the pal! We want the pal!"
"VEGGIE, GET OUR HERE AND BRING A MICROPHONE WITH YA BUDD00R!"
Vegeta starts to run to the ring all happy, skipping. He gets in the ring.
Crowd is rabidly chanting "Vegeta! Vegeta! Vegeta!" then the chant would fade away and Vegeta would bring the mic up to his mouth...
"what do you people want i away stop." said Vegeta.
The X-Wars crowd would laugh really hard, clapping and smacking their knees and the guard rail.
"We need you for something, Vegeta." said Taylor Swift.
"but i away!" said Vegeta.
"Excuse me, Vegeta," said Ice. "How are you away if you are right here..."
The crowd would laugh mildly.
"I'm watching X-Wars." said Vegeta
Crowd laughs more.
"But Vegeta," said Ice. "THIS IS X-WARS" he would say as he would be pointing around the arena.
The crowd would roar with cheers.
"You're not watching X-Wars Vegeta, these people are here to watch you!" said Ice.
"Well then hi, Swift and Ice and pals!" said Vegeta.
"I'm sorry Vegeta, but Josh isn't a pal." said Ice.
"he not?" said Vegeta.
"Nooo..." says Ice with a frowning face, "He's not; but he can became a pal!" flipping his expression.
"he can become a pal huh" said Vegeta.
"Sure, all you have to do is talk to him and say whatever you want!" said Ice.
"NO! PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME GO!" screamed Josh.
"Look Josh, you have to be taught a lesson." said Ice. "You see, while you may be one of the most talented individuals on the roster and apparently deservant of this title shot--"
"Oh please," interrrupted Swift. "Noobs like him don't deserve anything like the ones who have been around."
"I think he deserves it more than some of those ignorant aging relics in the back." said Ice. "Speaking of ignorant aging relics, as talented as you are, you are disrepsectful and you are tainted by the likes of selfish aging relics as Insidious and Charlton J,--
"Who I will beat to become iTNA champion by the way!" interupted Swift.
"...who pass on treachery and teach youthfuls like you to cheat their way to the top!" Continued Ice. "It makes you talk a lot of junk, so you're about to be hazed and be taught a lesson"
"Vegeta, you can say anything you want to Josh. Go on." said Ice.
"No! Please! Just beat me with your fairy wand!" screamed Josh.
(Crowd laughs)
"You'd rather get beat mercilessly with my fairy wand?" asked Ice.
"YES!" said Josh.
"Let me get this straight" said Swift, walking up to Josh and lean in closer. "You'd rather Ice slap you across the face with his fairy wand?"
"YES!" screamed Josh. "ANYTHING BUT HEARING VEGETA TALK!"
"Did you hear that guys?" said Swift standing straight back up. "Josh wants Ice to smack him across the face with his fairy wand! I think it's clear now that Josh is a homo!"
(Crowd Laughs hysterically)
"HEY!" shouted Josh "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
"Alright get to talking Vegeta" said Ice.
"WAIT WAIT WAIT! NO PLEASE" shouted Josh. "Uhhh, have Taylor Swift dropkick me in the balls then!"
"Nah" said Ice.
"WELL THEN GIVE ME A BRONCO BUSTER!" said Josh.
(Crowd laughed really hard)
"Please anything is better than listening to that retard speak!" said Josh.
The crowd boo'd intensely.
"HEY I NOT RETARD I NOT SPECIAL" shouted Vegeta. "I KNOW HOW 90"
"Easy Veggie." said Ice." "Josh, that wasn't nice---"
"WAIT a second Josh," said Swift. "You'd rather be bronco bustered by Ice?"
"YES!" said Josh
"You'd rather have Ice's crotch bang in your face!?"
"If that's my only option other than hearing Vegeta talk, YES" said Josh.
"DID YOU HEAR THAT GUYS! More proof, Josh wants Ice's crotch in his face!" shouted Swift.
"NO! I DON'T WANT IT, IT'S JUST LESSER OF EVILS!" shouted Josh. "OKAY FINE I know a better punishment hear me out!"
"What is it, Josh?" asked Ice.
"I'LL LISTEN TO A TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!" exclaimed Josh.
"OHHHHH!" shouted the crowd at the insult.
Taylor Swift would run up to Josh and baseball slide into his groin.
Josh would squirm in pain, unable to tend to his groin since his hands were restrained.
"No more haggling Josh," said Ice. "Vegeta, speak your oh so 'intelligent' words!"
"Listen here pal josh i not retard watch, 60 x 3 = 160." said Vegeta. "see? i smart."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Josh.
"today i ate chicken and pizza and hamburger today huh. i ate the chicken for breakfast."
"PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!" shouted Josh.
"Come on Josh, he wants to be pals" said Swift.
"We're actually gonna get going so you and Veggie can be better acquainted."
"We can play NBA2k13 on xbox huh." said Vegeta.
"DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH HIM, PLEASE!" begged Josh.
"Sorry Josh, we gotta jet," said Ice. "Oh before I go...you said you wanted a bronco buster right."
"No.." said Josh. "nonononono"
Ice would run up to the corner, jump, spread his legs and land crotch first into Josh's face, his head going up his skirt and between Ice's legs as Ice would continually bounce up and down, slamming his crotch into Josh's face over and over again, with Josh's head smacking back again and again giving some whiplash."
The crowd would count along with Ice's jumps: "1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!"
Ice would jump back to his feet and curtsy.
"Josh got a face full of panties!" said Swift. "Alright, bye buddy Josh!"
"See you l8r" said Ice.
Ice and Taylor Swift would leave.
"josh u want me to get u a happy meal after x-wars?" asked Vegeta.
"Go to hell!" said Josh
"hell huh" said Vegeta. "paranormal activity in hell huh good movie."
"AHHHH IT HURTS!" screamed Josh.
"it over 9000" said Vegeta. "happy meals are better than burger king huh"
Josh wouldn't answer.
"yep they better." said Vegeta.
"PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!" Josh screamed. "I DON'T CARE!!"
"My favorite iTNA superstar is edge, he's my best pal he better than insidious"
Josh would start to squirm but it'd be no use.
"sarah ng hot pal dont u think she hot pal" said Vegeta.
Josh would start squirming like he was having a seizure.
"pokemon black 2 is hard." said Vegeta "i gonna be champ"
Suddenly, blood would start to leak from Josh's ears and drip down his cheeks.
"I gonna get a PS4, huh. wait but pokemon is on wii u rite will pokemon be on wii u"
The blood started to violently gush out of Josh's ears. Josh would start to fall unconcious.
"Xbox One bad huh.."
The crowd would actually start to boo for some reason...it wouldn't occur to Vegeta why...
"I gonna get iTNA '14 for PS4--" Vegeta would be interupted when Insidious came out of nowhere and hit him from behind with his Cash in the Vault briefcase across the skull.
"STOP" shouted Vegeta as he fell down. "man that is rude."
Charlton J would be right behind Insidious running into the ring.
Insidious would pick up Vegeta and whip him into the ropes...
"no don't ban me" said Vegeta. "I'll shutup"
Charlton J would deliver the brogue kick to Vegeta, causing him to flip over the top rope and down to the black mats.
"damnit i got glined" said Vegeta. "i guess im knocked out huh"
Insidious would walk over to Josh and kneel down
"Josh! Are you okay!? Can you speak?" shouted Insidious.
Josh wouldn't respond.
"We need some help out here!" shouted Insidious as he pulled out a key to the handcuffs to unhook Josh.
Paramedics and EMTs would come rushing to the ring to look at Josh.
X-Wars took a commercial break.
During the commercial Josh was stretchered out of the ring.
