Tamjuk: Mah doods, tonight the streak is gonna continue...
I am on a hot streak bro, I beat the Queen of Extreme Hall Of Famer Sarah_Ng in her specialty Hardcore match yaar. Sarah, if you want hardcore, then get to my bedroom!!!
Then I beat the #1 Superstar bro, Dark_One. Dood, you are only the Dark One because you are not tanning right!
After that I beat the 2nd latest iTNA Champion, that wannabe lifter CharltonJ. More like CharltonGay bro!!!!!
Just call me Dark_Lgina!!!!!!
I beat 3 legends & now I'ufc beat a hamster. Get it? Not MMA but UFC because it is cooler bro. *Crowd groans*
Josh, who do you think ya are?? You really thought you're better than Ice?
He only won because My Main Man wanted you to, he loves to give baby hamsters titles.
Ice is a great caring dood but you are nothing but a punk.
I am basically undefeated.
I just lost against Don who got fired for using drugs so that doesn't count!!
Against that fatty Vegeta, they told me they are fluorescent light tubes, but they weren't! That fatsow just pressed his weight on me!!
And also against that CaptainCharisma... in a bro-off... he cheated bro... he cheated.
I told the whole world what cowardly hamster he is.
Dekai and Lampard realized that thru me.
I made CaptainCharisma leave for so long that Ice HAD TO TAKE THE TITLE FROM HIM!
Now Joshamster, I am gonna do the same to you.
*L.A.Y.L.A by A2Z hits again as X-Wars goes to a break*
