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Anarchy
*oddset comes out with the usual 'swagged out' outfit with a mic under considerable boos*
oddset: Bros... tonight is... not the night bro.
Tonight, I'ufc face a hamster called Lampard bro.
At X-Wars bro, I was fighting him already but then that Sarah_Niglette interfered bro.
I beat her last week wit ease, after dat she got to mah locker and asked if she gets some "extra minutes" if ya know what I mean.
Of course I told her "no" bro. She ain't got no cuts bro, I mean, really bro really, bro?
So she attacked me but tonight bro, she can't, if she do bro then I win via DQ bro.
So I get it, I gotta beat Lampard to get mah X title shot, bro.
*crowd chants "no more bro" to oddset's shigrin*
I'm the Megastar Murderer, I faced Dark_One, H0LLYWOOD, CharltonJ, Hall of Famer Sarah_Ng, and beat them all.
The Megastar Murderer doesn't know a megastar called 'Lampard', but I'ufc murder him anyways.
I'm gunna make him tap like a little bitch, to my brand new submission hold,
The
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SAAAAAAWFTener!
*oddset waits for Lampard in the ring* |