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Dekai would be wrapping up his wounds around with the medical staff, he looked towards the official, with a stern look across his face.
Dekai: Alright, tell me, will I be ready to compete at Anarchy?
Sherby and vichu would burst through the doors of the Medical Facility of the X-Wars show, as they asked Dekai multiiple questions.
Sherby: Dekai, are you alright? How is your arm? You got slammed through 6 DAMN TABLES, I say we head to the general manager right now of this show! My client was almost killed today in a FLAMING TABLE match? WHAT IS THIS?
Dekai: I'm alright, chill. It's just minor bruises, it'll heal honestly, then I will be back in action, furthermore.. I must speak to the iTNA Universe before I was rudely interrupted by one of the newcomers.
Dekai would grab onto some crutches, and started stamping each one against the ground, as he made his way down the ramp, with his enterace blasting along with it, he would walk up to a random fan holding up a sign, as he grabbed onto the sign and ripped it to shreds and confetti'd it all over the kid.
He would make his way into the ring, along with Sherby and vichu. Sherby would signal three microphones for the trio, as he handed one over to Dekai and vichu, both would thank him.
Dekai: I would like to address to you all that tonight, I was put into a chaotic match with Insidious, which had me being put through not 1, or 2, but 6 flaming tables? Not a problem, because I had walked out victorious. Apparently, there has been some words thrown around the locker room, that I am a bombarded asshole.
Dekai: I am not a bad guy, you get on my good side, and we are closer than peas in a skillet! But.. you end up on my bad side, you'll end up just like these following people.
The footage would roll and show each person who was GTS'd in the past following weeks ever since Summerslam.
Sherby: If I may add, my client, was also called a traitor because of what happened to CaptainCharisma, well he was just merely trying to improve the ratings? It's not his fault that "Captain Charisma" was caught in a GTS.
vichu: I know Dekai myself, and he is not a bad person, Vegeta just happened to be in the way of Dekai doing his daily Buzzsaw Kick routine? As well as my HMSlam.. that was an accident too!
Dekai: Thank you vichu, onto pressing matters, have you all heard of being in a Salvation..? Well, it's something you all are in currently, you turn on your televisions every thursday night and turn to iTNA, Internet Total Non Stop Action, for the slow people.
Dekai: You buy the merchandise that we are selling, you take it home, tell your friends they turn to it, the ratings go up, more merchandise is being sold even higher prices, that's my definition of the term Salvation, it's a cycle basically, so your role models will sucker you up and spend money.
Dekai: I do not sell anything, but my sincerest opinions, those are free for people who aren't slow thinkers like this city we got here today!
The crowd would boo Dekai very bad, as Sherby and vichu would casually laugh.
Dekai: Don't boo me, it's all a fact. Like I said in my interview with Michael Cole, you guys are all puppets on a string to buy what people are selling.. For myself, I truly am sorry to be around idiots all the time, but trust me, you all have it lucky, because.. if you had to deal with Vegeta's dumbfounded ass, superstars complaints, how great it is to be a champion. Trust me, you'd be at a constant headache..
Dekai: Speaking of champions, congrats for our newly awarded X-Division Champion, oddset, I honestly feel bad for him, because he's gonna have to deal with Aski's bitching.. and moaning, and even more bitching and moaning. Also, Vegeta if you think you will be iTNA Champ again, trust me you have a better chance at winning a card match, because those are once in a damn lifetime.
Sherby: Wow Dekai, you really are connecting to the people today, it's no wonder.. why you are the future world champion.
vichu: I agree everything with Dekai, I mean honestly. I know I haven't been participating in the last few weeks, but I will also be a future world champion.
Dekai: People.. bend over backwards and get seemingly horny, when Sarah_Ng wrestles, because its all apart of a propaganda and a plot for you all to sucker in and watch iTNA every thursday, just for the breast. This isn't wrestling, I come here everyday to work, and its like some reality show you see on MTV.
Dekai: I don't need someone coming up to me everyday and ask me WHY am I doing that, WHY am I doing this, you should why know.. You guys should just be fired..
vichu: I'm gonna go back to the locker room, to prepare against Ernesto.
Dekai: I need to tend to my medical care, I have to pay with my own money, because I'm damn sure iTNA doesn't have insurance!
Dekai would drop the mic, and started limping with his crutches back towards the locker room.
* Camera would fade to black as the trio walked behind the titatron. * |
