Ice would come out to the ring at the beginning of X-Wars with a microphone, with welcomed cheers.
Ice would pick up the microphone and sigh.
"Hello, iTNA Universe!" Ice would say delightfully as the crowd would start to cheer.
"Hey, so I'm out here to compete tonight against vichu because we have a very respectful pact," said Ice. "He upset me at King of iTNA...and I found redemption. However, this respectful delightful individual wants a rubber match tonight on X-Wars! And I have no problem with friendly competition!" Ice would say with a smile.
"vichu is a talented, upstanding individual with class and while he may be quiet and humbled..he's a fierce competitor who lets all his talent do his talking," said Ice. "So for, that, I have high respects for him."
"Though, before I compete...I have to talk about something I have truly lost respect for," paused Ice. "It's that time in my career again where I do some soul searching, go back to my roots, because well..I'm not King of iTNA..I'm not the World Heavyweight Champion anymore. So how about I go check out the division I pioneered...and practically helped built..THE X-Division!" The crowd would cheer.
"Now practically everyone who was in it back in my early days is well off in the Hall of Fame by now." said Ice. "So I see how the young talent of today is doing whenever I work with them. The last time I was down at these parts we had a bunch of cocky individuals known as Ternion, and I gave my aid to vichu and CaptainCharisma. However, weither they were cocky Ternion or humble like the Immortal Aggressors, I saw talent and a future. I can't stand Ternion but man do I love wrestling them."
"Now I'm back here and the first thing I see is..Aski doesn't seem to enjoy my presence in the X-Division because it's like I want to dominate everyone to get back in the spotlight." Ice would give a puzzled look. "That certainly isn't the case, I just want to observe our up and coming talent. Then I speak with Brad Maddox and tonights main event for the card, he books Aski vs. chemical for the X-Division title because he wants Aski to prove that he can be the star of this division, without an old-timer like me coming to shine it up."
"At first I thought it was reasonable, I thought it was ok." Ice would then pause for a few moments.
"Then I really thought about it...I thought about tonight's Main Event...and that's just it. This is really what the face of our X-Division looks like?" asked Ice rhetorically
"First off, let's actually start with our X-Division champion...she's got a really good shtick going on and will definitely be remembered...for a lack of talent!"
The crowd would *gasp*
"Oh come on, you know it's true, this is our X-Division champion?"
Ice would make a cough to adjust his voice.
"HEHEHEHE MY PRETTY'S I'VE WON THE X-DIVISION TITLE TO PUT IN MY ARCANE PRISON!" he would sound like a witch and then he would cackle again.
The crowd would laugh.
"Our X-Division champion is obsessed with stars, planets and the skies or outerspace, man what is this, is this i-TNA or is this NASA!?" asked Ice. "Look sister, all this star talk is getting really old, if hear anymore star talk outta ya, I will take that Telescope and hit you so hard upside the head with it that you'll see some stars alright! And the stars you'll be seeing will seem more real than the ones on the greenscreen you stand in front of!"
The crowd *gasps* and laughs.
"I know our X-Division champion..chemical...it's chemical right? Anyways, I know our X-Division champion just got released from the mental institution a little while ago but what she does with the X-Division championship is just so disrespectful and even someone from the looney bin would have common sense to actually..wear the title around their waist with pride or put it over their shoulder." said Ice as he would start motioning with his hand.
"And what does she do? She puts the title in a friggen hamster cage! A CAGE!? Really!? She doesn't even see it as a title she thinks it's some piece of gold that will power her rusty telescope she got from her attic or something." said Ice followed by yet another pause..
Ice would raise a finger...
"And yet speaking of lacking talent...our only hero in this division who can apparently beat this Saturday morning cartoon villain is...a little pipsqueak named Aski!" said Ice. "Yes! Aski pretty much speaks for himself, one thing I will say I feel bad for Dekai having to carry around dead weight on his trail to challenge Vegeta for the iTNA---..." Ice would stop.
"Wow, now I remembered why I didn't want to go for the iTNA title right now." Ice shook his head.
"Anyways, yeah, you saw who got pinned on Anarchy in the tag match. Aski wants to be a hero and be a star, but let's be honest, that kid Aski isn't even worthy enough to lace up my boots!" said Ice. "The sad thing is, I don't know who's worse at talking on the mic, our witch or wizard or whatever the hell she's trying to be rambling on about celestial mumbo jumbo, or Aski who seems to speak worse English than some of our Indian or Pakistan individuals and can't even talk without tripping into a can of garbage!"
The crowd would laugh.
Ice's face would turn serious.
"The X-Division and the whole championship picture is one big joke and it's pathetic!" said Ice. "I am an X-Division pioneer and as the X-Division pioneer, I am offended at this joke of a division that looks like some mediocre cartoon I'd watch on Nickelodeon on Saturday Mornings!"
"If this is what our X-Division has come to, then I'm going to clean up this mess. This joke of a division will have a punchline that ends it all." said Ice.
"And by punchline, I mean by having these jokesters stand in a line and me, punching every one of them."
