chemical's theme music and video plays on the titantron with a deep, monotone voice speaking the words: See your world through my eyes: A universe so vast as to be immeasurable - incomprehensible even to your greatest minds. chemical would appear from a darkened room with blue smoke mysteriously swirling about.
Greetings fellow cosmonauts! It's been a few pretty moons since I've last convened with you. Many wonderful, magnificent events have transpired as I'm fairly confident you all are well aware of. First and foremost, the federation was graced with the full potential of my magic via a magical light tube match against Sarah_Ng! She was lulled into a false sense of security as my light tubes danced about her weak, pathetic mind and worked their enchanting powers to dissolve the effectiveness of her strength and lo and behold, I captured her X-Division Championship belt from her and secured it into my arcane prison!
A video displaying a nebulae with shooting stars would begin playing behind chemical as she cackled and giggled profusely, dawning her arcane prison for the world to see.
HA! Do you see this!? It is a prison of great power! No one shall capture it. It is mine. MINE! DO YOU HEAR ME!? MINE!!!!!!
Now, onward towards another match that had you all puzzled and dazzled! I'm sure you're all just dying to know how on earth Heisenberg lost that match against me via disqualification! I will share that with you right now, my fellow cosmonauts.
The video would show a supernova exploding and wiping out planets nearby.
Trinkets! Yessssss. Pretty trinkets! Power, great power! Power in trinkets!
chemical would pull out from a black pouch some glittery, purple powder from within and toss it at the camera.
I used coercion and trickery to win that match against him! I cast a spell on his brain and it caused him to whip out his weapon and use it against me causing his immediate and amazing disqualification! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! DO YOU PEOPLE NOT SEE!? I hold the power, you hold nothing. NOTHING I TELL YOU!
A star field would appear behind chemical, displaying planets being born and raised in the time it takes mortal hearts to beat once.
Finally, the most recent match, oh, my! I am put against Aski! Yes, Aski! AGAIN! I swear, the establishment doesn't know how to book me against anything else other than the debris remaining after a supernova. Yes, Aski. You are nothing more than what commoners would deem as. . .pond scum! Yes, pond scum! You are terrible! ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE! The establishment better start putting me against better opponents if they know what's good for them. The stuff that's happened the last few weeks!? That's a mere dwarf star in comparison to what I have planned. Just you wait. Oh, by the way, nice try at attempting to acquire my X-Division Championship title. You are a failure and a disgrace to Carnage Inc.
A video depicting the low orbit of a blue and green planet would play on the titantron.
Now, I must be going! I have to tend to my X-Division Championship belt and ensure that it remains locked in my arcane prison and never comes out! Oh, one last thing...
Ice!? Just try and touch me again. Go ahead, just TRY it. Your head will be throbbing so intensely after I'm finished with you that you won't know what star system hit you. You are no match against me. If you think otherwise, let's try fighting an actual match, you heathen! YOU BARBARIC, DESPICABLE EXCUSE OF A WRESTLER!!!
...and remember: I can see everything anyplace, anytime, anyhow. The galaxy is my window and you all are my puppets. Witness the fury of cosmos!
A final video would show a fury of stars and planets spinning around each other before colliding into a white detonation. The titantron would fade to white.
