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Nikki's theme song would play on the titantron as Nikki comes skipping out from behind a wall and hopped about cutely in front of the camera. She would be wearing a pink boots with white fringe, a pair of skin tight short shorts on her lower half and a below the breast tank top with TERNION emblazoned on it. She would twirl her hair around her finger while she chewed gum.
Um, uh, hi everyone! I am Nikki. Nikki Bella. I am one half of the Bella twins! My sister is occupied at the moment so she cannot be here to share the spotlight with me so I shall go it alone! I am here to tell you about the greatest stable in all of iTNA history. Ternion is the stable that other stables wish they were. They have awesome talent, poise, great moves, and might I add, they're pretty cute, too!
Nikki would skip around the room, fishing out a lollipop, unwrapping it and shoving it into her mouth, sucking on it. She would smile innocently and naively at the screen.
Let me tell you all about my favourite things about each Ternion member. Okay, um, where do I start? *giggles*
First, there's TLKiller990... He's got this chiseled body that is to DIE for! It's so manly and sexy. Then we have Tamjuk who's got this fantastically bushy beard! It makes him look so sophisticated and intelligent. He's definitely smart. Of course, last, but not least, the stable's leader and the sexiest stable leader alive, Maven. He's got a bald head and well, bald men have the distinction of being smart and great leaders. History and works of fiction can tell you that! That makes Maven the smartest man in this business. *blushes*
Nikki would pull out her Steel Fans to conceal her pink cheeks. She would then get herself together to form a serious look on her face.
So, you're probably wondering what my purpose is in this federation. Well, I am going to be your #1 source for where the parties are happening in each city we visit, your #1 hottest girl in the business providing you with endless eyecandy to feast your eyes upon, and lastly, and most importantly, to be Ternion's #1 fan and to kick the ass of anyone who attempts to rival that. Oh, one last thing, I have some serious beef with a few...ingrates in this federation. This week, I want to decimate H0LLYWOOD. Yes, H0LLYWOOD. He thinks he's so smug with his big, white bushy mustache... Well, I need to wrap my legs around his ego and smash it black and blue. Yes, I am coming for you!
I must be going now! Remember to pick up a party invitation for Friday's party and don't forget to give Ternion some well deserved hugs and love. They're star atheletes and you people are not worthy to be put against such royalty.
Farewell, my precious people.
Nikki would blow a kiss to the camera, turn around, and skip cutely out of the studio, singing You can look but you can't touch...
You can look but you can't touch...
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