Wrestler
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| Birthdate |
April 25 1978 |
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The Seventh Dimension |
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Joined: 18/10/2013
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chemical's theme music and video plays on the titantron with a deep, monotone voice speaking the words: See your world through my eyes: A universe so vast as to be immeasurable - incomprehensible even to your greatest minds. chemical would appear from a darkened room with blue smoke mysteriously swirling about.
Fellow cosmonauts! I come to you in desperation! You see, my vessel of immaculate power has been violated and tampered with! My X-Division Championship belt that sat snug and securely has gone missing! Instead, I get this...avian creature that not only stinks like the sulfur on Jupiter, but is hideous and loud! It was in my arcane prison with a note. I am thoroughly repulsed by this Ice...character. How dare he steal my precious and replace it with this horror of a creature. I have no idea what this abomination is... It smells! I cannot take this anymore.
A video displaying a nebulae with shooting stars would begin playing behind chemical as she pulled out the turkey from the arcane prison and threw it at the camera, visibly distraught by the whole fiasco. The turkey would emit a couple of pain ridden gobbles as it impacted the camera.
The note that was meticulously placed in my arcane vessel of extreme and supreme power reads this:
chemical,
I have snatched your X-Division Championship belt and replaced it with this bird. I hope that it can provide you with hours of entertainment and can comfort you since you have lost your title belt. Your belt deserves to be treated with honour and respect and you....you are not fit to carry it. If you want it back, come at me.
Sincerely,
Ice
PS. Happy Thanksgiving! :D
The video would show a supernova exploding and wiping out planets nearby. chemical would fall to the floor, sitting with her legs pushed up against her chest. She would begin rocking back and forth, clutching her head, whispering...
*whispering* I'll get you back, my precious. I'll get you back, my precious, I'll get you back, my precious...
A star field would appear behind chemical, displaying planets being born and raised in the time it takes mortal hearts to beat once. chemical would look up at the camera bearing a deranged look to her eyes.
Icyyyyyyyyyyy, I'm coming for youuuuuuuuuu. I will get my icon of power baaaaaaaack and when I doooooooo, you will be shoved into the nearest star systemmmmm, where you will collide with *said really fast* stars, planets, black holes, asteroids, comets, meteoroids, nebulae, suns, moons, galaxies, universes.... *catching her breath*
You will never prevail, you bird brained, psychopath! I will get it back!
A video depicting the low orbit of a blue and green planet would play on the titantron. chemical would stand up, standing very close to the camera. In the background, you can see the turkey running around aimlessly.
I cannot stand here in my galaxy any longer I must hunt down this heathen and show HIM how to respect an icon, a relic of true power! He shall never obtain the power that is nestled within it. I will feast upon his soouuuuul!
...and remember, Icypoos: I can see everything anyplace, anytime, anyhow. The galaxy is my window and you are my puppet. Witness the fury of cosmos!
A final video would show a fury of stars and planets spinning around each other before colliding into a white detonation. The titantron would fade to white.
Witness the fury of the cosmos!
- iTNA Cosmic Queen / Astronomer / Astrologer |
