chemical's theme music and video plays on the titantron with a deep, monotone voice speaking the words: See your world through my eyes: A universe so vast as to be immeasurable - incomprehensible even to your greatest minds. chemical would emerge from blue smoke in a darkened room...and would start to cough from the smoke and start waving her hands to wave the smoke away.
Ahh...ahh too much smoke *cough cough*, lower the smoke crafting device!
The purple hood on the figure of chemical would be lowered and it would appear that chemical looks a certain familiar face that wasn't chemical but none the less you are to believe it is. The face would be covered by runny mascara, black lipstick and a very prevalent noticeable mole on the left cheek.
Hello, cosmonauts! It is I, chemical! Here to ramble at you all incoherently while just barely retaining a core subject and that core subject today is about my X-Division power source and more specifically a fellow who shall challenge to take it away from me. And this fourth key You see he claims that I have no source of honor as the holder of this power source in my arcane prison but trust me I do!
A video displaying a nebulae with shooting stars would begin playing behind chemical as she spoke.
Being as I hold the keys to your past, present and future...
chemical would pull out a literal keychain with four keys on it, three of them labeled with stickers past, present and future.
See, I really do! This key was to your past Ice when I broke into your locker room and attacked you! This key was the present when I went to visit you in the hospital and this future key? Well this is the key to my arcane prison which you shall not get in the future as I will prove to you I am an honorable champion! Oh and this fourth key is the key to my car---err I mean my spaceship, yes my spaceship! Anyways, I will prove to be honorable by admitting my plan, of course you are now aware that it is I who gave you a cosmic assault but what made it easy for me was that I was easily able to cover up was...
chemical would look at the camera and give a very creepy but happy sounding sigh
Wait a second, this is the wrong lighting! Fix it!
No no no, that's the wrong one too!
How hard is it to get some violet lighting in here!?
Green, close enough after all I am that kind of a wrestler
A titantron shot of chemical botching her cosmic smash (which is a hurricanranna type move) and then cutting to another shot of the crowd chanting "You Can't Wrestle!"
Anyways as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted: I visited Ice in the hospital to cover up my actions but in all reality it was easy for me to visit him in the hospital because I am already a resident of the ward! They call it a special place and the white men in their lab coats, yes they claimed it was their lab coats could help me. So these people made it convenient for me to get close to you! Although they say my condition makes me do weird things like keep my belts inside cages instead of wearing them around my waist.
chemical would pull out a cage designated for rodents, full of belts of all different kinds of variety, meant to hold pants up
These are my special sources of power, I don't understand what they mean by putting these around your waist, you better watch out cosmonauts, I will raid your closets and drawers for these power sources! If that's what I do with my belts, you just wait and see what I do with your dress shoes and your hangers!
chemical would trip and fall backwards, she would crash into the greenscreen that was displaying the stars behind her. She would then get back up and dust herself off.
Drat, my visage is damaged, quick I have to...REDEEM myself...
I call upon the light tubes..the strobe light tubes! LIGHT TUBES LIGHT TUBES, LIGHT TUUUUBES!
I'll show you space tonight! I'll do the mooooonwalk! The moonwalk, get it!? Well whatever I look like Cher in a wizard outfit and I'll dance like her!
Suddenly chemical would stop in her tracks. There is then a record scratch sound effect that plays and the lighting turns to normal.
Ice would smear the makeup off his face, leaving himself to have creepy raccoon looking eyes. He would also flick the mole off his face.
"Alright, playtime is over," said Ice "Chemical I may not be able to see everything anyplace, anytime and anyhow, but you know what? I can beat you in that ring, ANYPLACE, ANYTIME, ANYHOW, the i-TNA fans will look through the the imaginary window in the Freedom-IRC arena and I will certainly make you my puppet in the ring! I am going to take this clown...DOWN!"
Along with you Aski, in case you had any ideas, maybe you two are in cahoots, knowing you have to take down a legend to even have a CHANCE at beating me. Well I am not backing down, I've never backed down, nor will I ever! This December, you will BE Dismembered!"
Ice would suddenly fall down in front of the camera as it looked like he had just passed out still feeling the affects of the concussion. All of the sudden a referee would run up to Ice and see and would ask for a medic...
