Fallout Pre-show starts with some footage from last week's iTNA Xplosion (which is not airing on United States eerily).
A narrator starts talking while TLKiller990 walks in the street;
Narrator: iTNA, the undisputed king of i-sports entertainment! The place where true warriors collide! Where the big boys play!
TLKiller990 turns his face to the camera and starts talking with the narrator;
TLKiller990: Enough! Enough of favouritism! Don't you pause once with all of this charade! Did my assistant contact with iTNA Headquarters about sticking a garrulous, smug, dullard, smarmy at my road to the sophistication? Never! Depart from this great quest, instantly!
Narrator: But, man...
TLKiller990: What did you call me?
Narrator: Why are you being so uptight?
TLKiller990: Who are you to tell me that? I get it, I have to simplify my words, I beg your pardon. Listen: Get out of my face before I kick your arse!
Narrator: What's arse?
TLKiller990: GET OUT!
After this weird part, TLKiller990 starts explaining why he's at this road.
TLKiller990: Ladies and gentlemen, according to this map I'm holding, I am at China and according to this link I clicked on my smartphone, the first iTNA World Heavyweight Champion is Sarah_Ng and I am at her homeland at this moment. I will examine the community and take notes to the prodigiousness.
He starts a man on his way and tries talking to him, starts raging and turning red when the man doesn't understand English and French.
TLKiller990: Fine! Go to your banana farm, you ignoramus! Stop talking with me in your rubbish language! English is the universal language! Learn it, thickhead! Anyway, my examinations represents China is not the home of true champions.
Screen fades to black, after a replay of Vegeta getting beat up by Maven, TLKiller990 comes back for second part of Road to the Sophistication;
TLKiller990: Upcoming part of championship material is brought by yours truly. I am in Florida and this is the TRUE home of champions. Mr. Rhodes, Dusty Rhodes lives in this nice city and I will try a chance to take notes from the greatest, instead of getting nothing but charade from the paper champions like Mr. Mason. Here he is! Mr. Rhodes!
Dusty Rhodes: WHATCHA WANNA TALK TO ME?
TLKiller990: Excuse me?
Dusty Rhodes: LEAVE ALL DAT EXCUSAH TALK BEHIND LOOKATMAHFACE AN LEARN IT FRO THE CHAMP OR BIG BUBBER MIGHT SEND YOUTODAPAYWINDAHBABBEEH
TLKiller990: And I thought you are the man to talk!
Dusty Rhodes: WHATCHASAYINUPUNK
TLKiller990: Good day, sir!
TLKiller990 runs away and the footage ends. Xplosion comes back to the ring with a disappointed TLKiller990 looking at the footage.
TLKiller990: At this road, I learnt the world of wrestling survived many ignoramuses and achieved to still look noble to the young people who searched a noble type of sports to compete like I am. With that being said, I actually went to the place called Chennai, D_Bryan's hometown and saw many ignoramuses looking for a living. They were angry, angry at life, at their fate, them being train wrecks of the World while many others getting the success. This made me understand D_Bryan's aggression because he's looking to get a better living but I am fed up from people who trust on their excuses. You are stuck in Chennai because you do not read! You do not educate yourself! This dwarf got here by luck! If he didn't find a ticket to America by robbing a supermarket, he wouldn't even get here and be the underdog idol of iTNA! Yes, I know your hands used to be longer and I am not going to hide this fact from these ignoramuses! I do not tolerate uneducated people! "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." Benjamin Franklin. I will not tolerate the uneducated idols of iTNA and decimate them, one at a time, starting with D_Bryan at Fallout. Your aggression and thievery will not help you this time. As my dear associate Maven would say: Sapere aude!
