Give me a mic please.
*Fowler pauses for a moment as he gathers his thoughts...
There has been alot of hatred towards MY stable this week, our very new brilliant and honored GM Edge has made an event which has been a long time coming, he has honored MY stable with the recognition and night which we have deserved, i have had a sense for a while that all this hatred which have come towards our way this past week has mostly been aimed at me, i mean i have been proclaimed the so called #FaceOfITNA by our GM which did make sense to me in the start, but then i realized people did'nt accept with it and TBH i do agree with them partly which i will discuss towards the end. I have'nt responded to this tag which was put on me by Edge but quite a few people have.
The first one was our favorite goody two shoes was our very own Captain Crunch and leader of one our favorite jobbing stable C.O.D.E , i mean the way he acts he would'nt look misplaced in a cover of our ITNA cereal box which i pitched to sherby last week, he came out last week bragging he brought me down in a ladder one of the best matches which i have been in and he had to soil that memory with his trash talk, he talks about beating me but he forgets the time i destroyed him in a table match and how he lost his ITNA title within one month he won it from me without a defense.
*crowd goes wild
Next would be Mr Cash In The Vault Himself, Vichu...
He is proud that he is Mr.CITV, WAS a WHC Champ which im holding right now and that he guided his "Show Brand" to a victory, how laughable is that, i mean he is proud of something which WAS his and is now mine, he is proud of something which was a GROUP EFFORT and he's taking credit for it, AND he is proud of a briefcase which means nothing if not cashed in and taken the right oppurtunity off but i won't blame him as there is nothing else which he can talk about but i will give him one advice which is usually potrayed in another way but makes sense in this moment, "If you got nothing good to say, say nothing at all"
Then there are a few people with a few big egos, taylorswift for one the so called ITNA Icon more like your a has been, you are the past my friend, i respect all your achievments but thats all what they are you might as well be with the dinosaurs my friend because you are what we call HISTORY.
And to Aski your a very good friend , i watch all your matches and i smile in amazement of your skills and your dignity in which you carry yourself with but don't ever steal my moniker as there is only one People's Champ in ITNA and we know it is defenitely not you jabroni.
The last but not least is my best friend and my ITNA tag team partner , you are back there getting ready for our match with Taylorswift and i know you agree with all i am saying i respect you alot my friend and even you have to agree that none of these people , not even you deserved to be called the #FaceOfITNA.
What i am about to say hopefully is'nt called bragging as i am just stating the facts in these 6 months from the start of the year i have held the ITNA Tite twice, WHC once defending it two times, Tag Team Champion twic, 5 time ppv main eventer and i am the 2014 X-Cup winner, im not involving the accomplishments i have made as a Group as that would be ridiculous, but i see the conundrum Edge was in as he had no other choice in this matter, i hold the WHC Title where every month the BEST wrestler of the month faces me 1v1 on a PPV main event, not a title where a grade A jobber such as Josh could win the title but even after all this i still agree with my fellow co-workers i am NOT the "FACE" of ITNA , I AM THE FUCKING "HEEL"
