Titantron : Let's light it up! Light it up, Light it up Light it tonight. Let's light it up, Like shooting stars are burning light up the sky.
*Sarah walks out with a mic on her hand but doesnt make her way down the ramp*
Sarah : WELCOME..TO TUESDAY NIGHT HAVOC!!
*crowd cheers like crazy*
Sarah : haha must have woken up on the wrong side today.
Sarah : Well u guys know me.im not one to come out here and run my mouth on some cheap ass promos or talk about my new show thats coming out.
*crowd starts talking*
Sarah : What show u ask? Well i have a new show coming out called `Moves with Sarah Ng` which will be available on the itna network for the low low price of $0.00.
Sarah : Its a talk show where yours truly will sit down and talk with special guests about their moves as well as the current events in the iwrestling world.The 1st guest will be none other than the World champion himself...Insidious!!
Sarah : alright alright calm ur tits down thats not why im here. Recently people have been asking me whats next for my career,asking me to retire and shit but u guys know me better.Im the 1st one in the door at morning and the last one to leave at night. All i do is for u guys and for your entertainment.
*Crowd cheers and chant `Thank You Sarah , Thank You Sarah`*
Sarah : Which got me thinking...what do the people want?? Sarah Ng vs... D_Bryan??
*crowd cheers*
Sarah: or maybe Sarah_Ng vs.... TaylorSwift??
*crowd cheers louder*
Sarah : Well i have someone in mind. Someone who strangely enough i cant even remember having a match against. A Legend who ive met back from before the iwz days. Rumor is ur back.
*Sarah looks into the camera and lifts the intercontinental title*
Sarah : Time to give the people what they want...you...me...Sacrifice
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah....
The itna member who hasn't won anything major in 4 years...
I let you beat me so you can take a shot at D_Bryan & what did you do??? You failed again..
I don't know who & i don't care who you're calling out, but unless it's Chloe or Xavier , you should keep your mouth shut...this "rumored" person has as many major title wins as you do in the last 4 years...or maybe even more
To all itna wrestlers who have joined us since 2010, Sarah_Ng was actually relevant back in the day..She would win matches.. I know, i know...u might think i'm lying, but there was a time when she was even the ITNA champ. Ahhh...those were the days..
Vegeta had hair, Ultimate Warrior was alive, Xavier was fucking goats, ok...STILL fucking goats..but this is 2015 & sarah you asian bitch... Your time has past.
