Ice would be standing in the ring in the Tokyo Dome.
"Well it seems like the first day under new management," said Ice. "edge has decided we've taken a road trip to the Tokyo Dooooooooooome!"
The Japanese crowd would cheer
"Let's cut to the chase of this segment." said Ice. "Obviously you all speak English since you bought a ticket to an English-speaking show. I, Mr. Industry, have an announcement to further the future...well no, now the present of this company. Aski! My Sandwich companion, please proceed to the ring!"
Aski would come down to the ring.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Aski." said Ice. "He loves to have sandwiches to prepare for his matches and I led him down that path. Aski is one of the most perky underdogs in iTNA history. His of small size but his heart is of true girth. He's definite one of my picks to be the X-Division champion again in 2015."
The crowd would clap at the praises.
"Thank you Aski for joining me on this journey." said Ice. "...but you're not alone are you?"
Aski would shake his head horizontally, indicating no.
"You see, Aski said he wanted to reform a certain tag team." said Ice. "I decided to honor that wish and it will be a tag team under me as a facilitator. So would Aski's Tag Team partner please proceed to the ring?"
All of a sudden Dekai's music would hit. The whole arena would lose their minds cheering and chanting, "DEKAI! DEKAI! DE-KAI! DE-KAI! DE-KAI! DE-KAI"
Dekai would enter the ring.
"That's right, this is Carnage Inc.!" said Ice. "It seems like Mr. Sherby is losing everything these days...his job..now I'm managing his tag team! Plus, Dekai was also involved in the incredible, outstanding match that involved Aski taking a break to get a sandwich. Dekai was still able to win that match! Then they put on another glorious match a few weeks ago. Therefore he's also in The Sandwich Crew!"
Ice would turn to Dekai
"Dekai, You and I are probably on two different wavelengths of character." said Ice. "You're cocky, arrogant and I've never dug that style. The thing that makes me like you is that you've always been able to back it up and you're not usually wrong about what you say! It's a rarity in this sport to be able to talk the talk when you can walk the walk. He's athletic and a damn good wrestler. He may be having to start from scratch after losing the World Heavyweight Championship, but this man can do it all over again any day of the week when he wants to. He knows his craft very well and one day or another he's going to carry this company on his back!"
The crowd would applaud loudly for Ice's praises to Dekai. Aski would be clapping. Dekai would be nodding in agreement to it all.
Ice would turn back to the crowd.
"So I reunited Carnage Inc...but then what about...the Tag Team Dekai was part of." said Ice. "Well so I reunite Carnage Inc. and then some" Ice would point to the entrance.
Josh would come down the ring. People would be shocked but cheering. Josh enters the ring. Aski and Dekai would be clapping.
"Ah, yes, indeed." said Ice. "Josh is also joining the Sandwich Crew! Therefore joining Carnage Inc."
"Now Josh." said Ice "You're are the wild card of this whole group! You are the one who can shake things up here with your..unique style. You know what? I'm not even sure why Josh agreed to join, other than following Dekai. Does he know this is the Sandwich Crew? Then again, my man Josh is on that cannabis."
The crowd would laugh.
"So I imagine.." continued Ice. "that maybe his only allure with the Sandwich Crew is that this man has what they call uh..the munchies?"
Ice would look into the audience and shrug. Josh would shrug. Dekai would be facepalming and Aski would laugh.
"None the less Mr. Josh," said Ice. "You are a vital part of the team and you are the creative spark to drive this whole team! You're spunky and you've got a wild fire lit under you despite how laid back you seem! It's a hidden danger!"
Ice would turn to the rest of the crew evenly.
"Now I know it may seem like I'm the leader" said Ice. "But I'm not, unlike Sherby, you guys aren't just my business mercenaries, you're who this whole damn company and who the fans have faith in. Just think of me as a facilitator and nothing more! If you boys need anything, you know I'm here. I can only push so far. This is not my stable, this is your stable. This is your ring to work in and this in your time to shine and grab the brass ring. The purpose of this group is to pool all this great talent in one place instead of diluting yourselves!"
Ice would pull out a tuna sandwich. He would motion to the others...as Aski would pull out a bacon and cheese sandwich wrap, Dekai would pull out a ham sandwich wrap and Josh would pull out a BLT (Bacon Lettuce Tomato) sandwich wrap. All four men would toast their sandwiches together and huff down the wraps really quickly.
"So to make that message more smybolic" said Ice. "I leave what you do in this ring and on these microphones, up to you, since this is YOUR stable. It's up to you all to make an
impact, here in iTNA like you've already been doing for a while now. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an insane 3-way ladder match to prepare for...for a title that I will take back to my home country."
Ice would drop the mic and leave the ring, symbolically showing that it was their time and not his. The crowd would be clapping at the heartfelt promo and the three men standing in the ring.
