This is the 1st episode of the i-Wrestling Dirt Sheet Column.
Welcome!
Kazuno was seen outside the iTNA HQ with an "I-Quit" sign. Yelling that he will take a trip to Toledo and murder someone real soon! (Yikes!)
Sarah_Ng was spotted today outside a "City Wok" wearing a "U Can't C mee" cap. When confronted by the reporters about this she stated "YU CAN'T C MEH" and "THE STUFF AINT MINE OFFICER" and drove off while noodle packages would be thrown outside the car window.
Now with external reports:
Ice and chemical are still working on their "Feed the Africans" campaign, it is believed that they are trying to raise awarness of the african children starving problem but unfortunately, they eat the food before it can be delivered by the Red Cross.
A rumour is going around that the ITNA World HeavyWeight Champion Himmler, is planning to join ISIS. When asked about the allegations Himmler said: "Israel will feel the wrath of the 3rd reich, sieg heil".
Daily Scumbag reports that Vegeta is still waiting by Chloe's highschool corner, hoping to catch a glimpse of the troubled teen. He was spotted wearing a very large trenchcoat and it appeard like he was having a flashlight right below his waist. (weird place to keep a flashlight if you ask me).
- That's it for this week, see you next episode.
Merged on 07 June 2015 04:26:53:
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Edited by i-Wrestling DirtSheets on 07.06.2015
