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Hello and welcome to another episode of the i-Wrestling Dirt Sheet Column!
This is yours truly, Daily Scumbag reporting from The United States of Scumbags and Fatties!
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We are back folks at the place where we report the dirt sheets of the i-Wrestling WORLD!
We start with Sarah_Ng, former Ms Cash in the Vault and current iTNA Undisputed Championess, the champ is now covered in gold but several of our sources say that she's been spoted under the General Manager's desk several times this month, could this explain why she's so popular all of a sudden? Hmm
We now have the local retard, Vegeta, to answer this question. What do you think about this issue, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Huh, That's something buddy!
Ok, that's a strong statement, now moving on.
Unresolved is currently not active on the roster, he was called by the office for not showing up on LockDown, apparently he's busy selling "Theories" for money. He is still broke and forever will be.
Now for external news: The recent study show that Greece major economical problem isn't because the germans made them go into dept, or because inflation or because people do not report their income or pay their tax, it's actually, infact, CHEMICAL's fault, she's been in Greece and she depleted their food stocks, now Greece is in dire need of donations because of chemical's deed.
enigma, former iTNA Champ was recently spotted at a car washing spot, he was washing someone's car for money. Appartenly, after leaving iTNA cause he was a spoiled baby, nobody would hire him but the Nigerian Car Washing Company. I Guess anything is better than nothing!
* Well that's all I have for you this week, see you next time with another i-Wrestling Dirt Sheet Report. Dialy Scumbag.. OUT!
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