Edge: Welcome, welcome, welcome!!! To the first ever evening with Edge. THE Cutting Edge live on the iTNA Website. I'm so glad to have my own show. You won't have to endure Simply Ino anymore because it is Simply Boring. If i wanted to watch a fat gorilla scratching his butt and than smelling his fingers, i would watch the Animal Planet. We have a few topics to talk about.
Edge: The first one is about the brands separation. I received tons and tons of e-mails asking me if this was pernament rosters or temporary. Well, we are going to have our first draft with the draft system in maybe 1 month or more we don't know yet. This is new for us so we have to work on the brands first before making some change.
Edge: The second topic... Oh geez *rolls eyes*
Undertaker: Yo yo yo yo! It's me Undertaker A-K-A Slim C A-K-A Slim Ginger O A-K-A Carrot Top's Brah. Yo what's up dawg what's going on here nigga.
Edge: Well, you are on my show the Cutting Edge.
Undertaker: Yeah i'm here to perform a rap dawg. You know i'm a rapper from the brotherhood.
Edge: Riiight.. Well Go ahead.
Undertaker: Now you know that I'm the King of the UK. All that loud talkin, lyin, save that sh*t for your mammy. Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-blah," I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay), Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP NIGGA!"
Edge: ...
Undertaker: Yeah i'm that good ya know dawg.
Edge: Security.. security get this ginger haired freak outta here.
Undertaker: wait.. wait.. dawg sponsor me please.. PLEASE!!!
Edge: We are sadly out of time. Come back next week for another Cutting Edge. I don't know if you hear about it but Queen_Ino is so fat, she shows up on radar. Good Night !
