* RIOT continues as you see thighs being shaken lose by a man and the camera panning up to reveal Tamjuk doing rubberband exercises, AngelEyez carefully approaches him.*
AngelEyez: Tamjuk, may I speak to you for a minute?
*Tamjuk waives someone in as Ignatius enters the frame*
Ignatius: Sir Tamjuk has prepared a statement, which I will read out now for you:
"In mere moments, I will enter a bout contested under Hardcore 3-Way Elimination Rules against 'Saitama' and 'Dekai'.
Whilst I am not familiar with Saitama, Dekai is a worthy competitor, notwithstanding his immense melanin levels.
Nonetheless, I am afraid that a misapprehension has occurred at this juncture.
The Anonymous Internet-Total Non-Stop Action General Manager has rejoinded to my telegram as you, the iTNA scum *booing is heard*, were able to observe.
He has sent a message via the Short Message Service that simply read 'You got it, fam'. With that, he wanted to express that he was able to interpret the message I have relayed.
However, the Anonymous Internet-Total Non-Stop Action General Manager is lacking the cognitive proficiency as the General Audience, how apropos.
It is not the iTNA World Tag Team Championship in my eyesight. That is naturally Ternion's birth right, inasmuch as we are the only stable of which one hundred percent of its members are capable of forming coherent sentences.
Furthermore, a distinctive manifestation of gold with an idiosyncratic proprietor is within my eyesight, and soon enough within my grasp.
