*Maven is watching the dénouement of One Night Stand’s main event from his backstage office, smoking a Gurkha Royal Courtesan Cigar next to his fireplace, while drinking a glass of Valserrano Rioja Crianza.
He looks severely disgusted as he watches Vegeta beat Kumar to become new iTNA fake world champion.
Maven grabs his phone and calls an unknown number*
Maven: My friend, long time no speak! How have you been? Yes, your COVID-19 stock shorting strategy worked wonderfully. It is really enjoyable to get double digit returns while ignorami are losing their blue collar jobs. I’m very thankful for your insight on that, just like when you recommended me to do the offshoring in the Cayman Islands.
But listen, this is not the aim of my call. I am calling you because I need to benefit from your world renowned business expertise again. You know that i-wrestling fed where I spend some of my free time, right? Exactly, the one full of obtuse people, drug addicts and hindu-pakistanis. Well, something terrible has occurred and I’m afraid they are going to sink again. We need to save this business or it will stop being a going concern very soon.
What I need from you is the following: make an appearance with me at the next episode of R!OT. Yes, I know it’s short notice and that you have one of the busiest agendas in Wall Street. Just give me your number for this and I will make it happen. I'm listening...
*Maven writes a 6-figure number on a check*
Maven: Ok, I can surely arrange that. I’m glad we can be business partners again, my friend. Speak next week.
*Maven hangs up the phone as he signs the check and hands it to ignatius*
Maven: Ignatius, please make this deposit into my friend’s Bermuda bank account as soon as possible. We have to save iTNA again, just like we did in 2014.
*One Night Stand goes off-air as Maven takes a sip of Valserrano Rioja Crianza*
