AngelEyez: Maven, 2.oddset has just proposed that you enter a fatal 4way Lions Den match at BFG where the winner takes both the X-Division and Patriot titles. What are your reactions?
Maven: Is that what the hairy ignoramus has proposed?
*Maven would go silent for 1.9 seconds, as his brain is rapidly processing the new information. Then, he smiles*
Maven: Brilliant, that is simply brilliant. Even a broken clock can be right twice a day, that is how an obtuse individual like oddset has just found the ideal occupation for me at Bound For Glory.
I’ve been long thinking why I don’t yet hold the place in iTNA history that I deserve. I belong to the top 0.01% of humanity when you look at my net worth, I have been a member of Mensa since I was 3 years old and I have the looks of a Roman god. Yet the average Dorito-eating iTNA fan who hasn’t had a shower in weeks will deny that I belong to the Mount Rushmore of this federation.
Those fans are of course wrong, but there is a way I can rapidly propel myself to the cover page of iTNA's history books, and that can happen at Bound For Glory in the match proposed by the cretinous crooner: with me winning the Grand Slam.
That is right, over 100 wrestlers have competed in this federation throughout history, but only 4 have won the Grand Slam. Actually only 2 real people have won it, if you ignore the other 2 winners who are mentally débile. And do you know what are the only cinctures that I require to be a Grand Slam champion? The two cinctures that until today I deemed unworthy of my qualities and thus I overlooked: the X-Division championship and the Patriot championship.
oddset, I accept your challenge and I thank Blaise Pascal for this highly improbable event of you coming up with a brilliant idea. Now it is time for iTNA management to recognize the merits of your proposition and make it a reality.
[OOC disclaimer: this assumes that the X-Division match scheduled for Riot 6 days ago will not take place because Greek316 is a disgraceful slacker]
