Hydro: Oh God! [throws himself back on the bed and squeezes his eyes shut. This time, the phone rings. He gets up to answer it. The caller is WilloW] Hello?
WilloW: [in a higher pitch] Hello? [Hydro is surprised to hear his own voice on the other end] Are you there?
Hydro: Who the fuck is this?
WilloW: All right, all right, listen! Listen to me carefully! You need to get the fuck out of iTNA and disband "Hydro and friends"!
Hydro: What?? Who the hell is this?!
WilloW: It's me.
Hydro: Me who?!
WilloW: Me you!
Hydro: What?!
WilloW: I'm you! You have to get the fuck out iTNA and you have to stop stealing my spotlight, or else you'll wake up in the future and have to deal with The Elite!
Hydro: Oh very funny, Marius!
WilloW: It's not Marius, it's you!
Hydro: Yeah? Well you can go fuck yourself.
WilloW: I'm trying to do you a favor, dumbass!! Just listen to me!
Hydro: Listen to this! [puts the phone to his ass and farts into it, then slams the phone down on its base] Dickhead. [the phone rings again. Hydro picks it up and quickly slams it down again.]
WilloW: [surprised at his own reaction] What an asshole!
[Vegeta's locker room, later. The phone rings. Vegeta walks in to answer it.]
Vegeta: Hello?
WilloW: Vegeta? Vegeta!
Vegeta: Hydro budd00r? is that you huh?
WilloW: Vegeta, Vegeta! Listen to me! Just just listen. I'm about to come over to your locker room and ask you to be "Hydro and friends" mascot. Do not... do not accept!
Vegeta: [looks around unsure what to make of this strange call] Hydro, are you playing a joke on me again huh? Am I getting punk'd again00r huh?
WilloW: No! This is not a joke! Whatever I say to you, Vegeta, no matter how hard I try, do not... do... what I tell you!
Vegeta: But... [notices Hydro entering through the locker room door] but you're here right now. [Hydro walks into view]
Hydro: Vegeta?! Come on, let's go buy your mascot outfit!
WilloW: [hearing his self] No! Don't listen to me! Tell me to go screw myself!
Vegeta: Huh??
Hydro: Come on, Vegeta, it's a fucking good deal!
Vegeta: But budd00r you're telling me not to go with you huh.
Hydro: What?? [enters the room to talk to his self] Who the fuck is this?!
WilloW: Aw damnit, just listen to me! If you don't stop being a prick, you're going to fucking get major uber-pwned!
Hydro: Suck my balls!
WilloW: No, you suck my balls!! Just listen to me for one minute!
Hydro: ...Okay, you have one minute.
WilloW: Right before you left for Vegeta's locker, you drank a bunch of rum and coke and put Ice in the closet so nothing would happen to him, right?
Hydro: [shocked] Are you fucking spying on me?!
WilloW: No, I am you, you stupid asshole!
Hydro: Fuck you, asshole. You can go fuck yourself! [hangs up] Come on, Vegeta, we're going to buy your mascot outfit!
Vegeta: Oh, all right then mcbuddy.
WilloW: [frustrated] God I hate that guy!!
Edited by edge on 27.01.2011
lol epic, i vote for this to be Promo of the year!
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When a man's heart is full of deceit, it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse. A wrong that must be righted. We look to the skies for a vindicator. Someone to strike fear into the black hearts of the same men who created him. The battle between good and evil has begun. Against an army of shadows comes a dark warrior. The purveyor of good with the voice of silence and a mission of justice.
THIS IS INSIDIOUS!
