* We're at Bound For Glory in the backstage after the Axor vs MurderClown opening match.
* Angel_Eyez is sitting outside someone's locker room eager to get a quick interview. She knocks a few times but nobody answers. As she sits there for a few seconds, the camera pans out and we can see Vegeta sitting behind Angel_Eyez, humping her leg.
Angel_Eyez: What the hell are you doing, you creep!
Vegeta: HUH PAL, I JUST TRYIN TO GET SOME OF DAT POON RIGHT BUDDY!
Angel_Eyez: Go away!
* The door would slowly open up and as Angel_Eyez would shove Vegeta off she would try to take a peek inside the room.
* She quickly shuts the door, horrified of the sight she had seen inside there.
Angel_Eyez: Oh my lords, my eyez might not be angelic anymore now, this is terrible, what is wrong with you iTNA people! *she says as she would throw the mic and run outside the frame*
* The door would once again slowly creek open and the camera man would give us a POV of the room where we can see a bunch of iTNA Hall of Famers and Legends having an orgy.
* Sabu would be entangled with a goat as The iTNA Princess, Ice would show off her new female genitalia to Ric_Flair.
Ric_Flair: *slowly pushing on the fake vagina* Hmmm, yes, this seems almost real.
Ice: What do you mean ALMOST real, this is as real as it can get! Look, I'm even BLEEDING!
Sabu: Hey you guys, can you keep it down? I'm trying to have a good time here!
Goat: ~BAA ~MAA
Sabu: Shush now baby, imma take good care of you!
*The camera would slowly pan down back to the door where we see LupeOrtiz
LupeOrtiz: ... Ay caramba... Dios mío... you people need Jesus...
* Screen fades to black as we return back to Bound For Glory
