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*Earlier today.
* We're in a car in the desert. Xey, Ice & Sabu are riding in it.
Sabu: *sipping from a beer* You need to hurry up Ice, step on it. We'll be late for BOUND FOR GLORY, bro!
Ice: Shut up, I'm doing the best I can, I don't want the police to stop us and give us a ticket, or WORSE, lose my driving license! AND ALSO, Don't call me "Bro" you slimy camel rider!
Sabu: whoa whoa whoa, what's got into ya, are you on your fake period again?
Ice: Shut. The Fuck. Up!
Xey: Guys, come on chill. We need to focus, this is important. The General manager called us and asked us to be on time for the show. We can't fuck this up again!
Ice: I agree!
*20 minutes later
*The police would stop the car
Police Officer: License and registration, please, sir.
Ice: I'm sorry, did you just assume my gender?
Police Officer: Sir, please don't make this difficult!
Sabu: Just shut up and give him what he asked for, man!
Xey: *while smoking weed from a bong* Yeah man, just give the guy the things and like, let's get outta here.
Police Officer: Is that weed? And is that Beer?
Ice: WHA THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, I am a WOMAN. Please refer to me properly. I am not a MAN and I am certainly not a SIR! *leers at the Police officer*
*1 hr later at the Police Station.
Sabu: see, if you would have just listened to me, we'd all be there by now, but now, you had to throw a fit and now we're all in a jail cell. Good Job, bro!
Ice: I am not... UGH, nevermind!
Xey: Are we at BFG yet? |
