I have decided to answer my fan mails from my official website. I have tons and tons of mail and I thought it would be a nice thing to answer some questions you the LupeManiacs sent me.
Ok first question is from WrestlingFanatik54!
"Dear Lupe, you suck dick. You do weak sauce matches, you douche-lick. I h8 ur guts."
...Alright, thank you for your question WrestlingFanatik54 you pile of shit. I hope your gay dad gets anal cancer you sack of shit. Next question is from LubeMorePlz...
"Lupe do you wake up every morning and look in the mirror and say: i think i weill suck a giant hard one today? Hoenstly, because that's what it seems like. I would rather put a glass tube up my penis hole and smash it with a hammer than watch one of your match. 4 real get the dick out of your mouth."
Ok, to answer the question. No, i don't suck any hard ones LubeMorePlz. You are a pathetic piece of shit probably from Malaysia and i hope you die from AIDS. Ok, next question is from ILubeNot...
"Lupe, when you suck dick.."
Ok fuck you ILubeNot. Fuck you and your entire family. Aight. next question is from LupeOrtizshouldcrawluphisownbuttholeanddie316... Fuck off jackass! Next one is from FosBinderRulz..
"I am a wrestling student, i just completed the entire course. I have a very serious question I would like to ask you about wrestling theory: I'll start by asking why don't you get a dick real hard and put it in that hole in your face?"
Ok fuck you mother fucker. FUCK! YOU! Ok, let's see, Oh! here's a nice one it's from LupeOrtizForHOF and he says:
"Hey Lupe Ortiz i chose my screen name when i was 11 years old. Now i'm a grown man and I think that you, Fred Flinstone and Scooby Doo all blow boat people. And by that I mean put hard boners into your wet mouth. EPIC FAIL YOU LOSER"
Ok fuck you mother fucker. Fuck all of you morons. I'm pretty sure those assholes were Sarah, Punk, Jason and Insidious. Fuck you guys i hate you all so much. Fuck you too VEGETA even tho I know you are too dumb to send me an actual question. Fuck you all i'm out of here.
