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Battle Rap.
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Posted on 14.10.2008
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J.B.: Welcome everyone to the first ever iTNA Battle Rap. Undertaker, since you are the challenger you can go first.
Undertaker's rap:
Yo my name is the Undertaker and there ain't none meaner.
Yesterday i screwed over you JohnCena.
Yo dude. I done punked you out all over town.
Whatcha gonna do about it bafoon.
Look at you looking at me. You're nothing, I'm a Deadman walking.
Im my world you are the white girl and I'm Kobe Bryant.
Nah dawg, You can't see me. In the ring I'm better than you on the stick.
Matter of fact my finger is bigger than your Dick.
J.B.: Ohhhh, really good. JohnCena, it's your turn.
JohnCena's rap:
Did you eat from the toilet, I'm smelling mysterious gasses.
Oh bro, close your mouth you got the breath of a thousand asses.
Yo, it's either that or your rocking some phony pits,
You just a fat slob with hairy baloney tits!
You need to hit these situps too, you're not exactly the leanest.
Forget seeing me bro, you can't see your own penis.
And mine is bigger than your finger. It's as big as your whole head.
You think i'm coming up short? That's not what your mom said.
This is a battle rap, and you know i'm not going to get hurt.
How am i going to get dissed by the white Fat Albert.
So now you're rap career is over, it's time for you to quit.
Ain't no place for a 800 pounds talking piece of shit.
*Undertaker attack JohnCena. They brawl til' security separate them.*
Edited by edge on 14.10.2008
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| UND3RTAK3R |
Posted on 16.10.2008
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*undertaker sees johncena*
YO YO YO IM THE UNDERTAKER I AINT NO FAKER IM THE PLAY MAKER UR GAYER THAN A GAY MAN MAYOR UR DOIN TO FAVOURS IM A PLAYER UR A LEAF RAKER I FUCKED UR SUSTER THEM IMA WAKE HER ITS A BLUR I USE UR MUM AS COAT FUR I ASKED UR BROTHER FOR A BJ HE SAID YES SIR YO MAMAS A WHORE THATS FOR SURE I LIKE TO LURE IS THAT THE CURE? STFU YOU AINT PURE I FUCKED UR SISTER IN AN ALLEY WAY THAT AINT GAY THAT MADE MY DAY WTF U SAY? I FUCKED UR ANTY IN MAY SHE PAY I FUCKED HER SO HARD HER HAIR GRAY I CUMMED ON UR MEAT TRAY OH WAY GO EAT SOME SPECIAL KAY I FUCKED UR SISTER IN HAY AND ON A BAE UR DADDYS NAME IS RAY AND HES GAY
Edited by UND3RTAK3R on 16.10.2008
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Posted on 16.10.2008
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YO THAT SHIT WAS WHACK I LICK UR MAMAS ASS CRACK U GOT AINT NO SKILL THAT WHAT U LACK I GOT A 6 PAC I HACK KEEP ON THE TRACK I GOT A BIG BALL SACK YOU AINT SHIT IM GONNA HIT I LICK UR MAMAS CLIT I SUCK UR SISTERS TIT CUZ IM SLICK RICK UR IM GONNA DO A TRICK HAHA STFU UR TAKIN THE MICK I GOT A BIG DICK |
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Posted on 16.10.2008
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if thats ya best attempt to end me, like tired porn stars..you should prolly come harder
for starters I'm too sick to even be scheduled for departure
i'm to type to run up in timbos, stop a bitch then pull my brim-low
and my bars will have niggas ducking like we was playin limbo
its simple, and by your spit now, I'm sure your wack
and I said I was AIDs, faggot, aint no cure for that
ask the site...that shits been announced I gets respect from all
so sit back and take a number...theres a line to ride my balls
I'm beatin these pussies, like i was fuckin Mariah
my shit is fya, you couldnt hold one bar I supply ya
dont try bra 
Edited by edge on 16.10.2008
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"me attacks johncena* |
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Posted on 17.10.2008
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Im untouchable, you can peep my ability |
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| Insidious |
Posted on 23.10.2008
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AND THE SHOW ENDS WITH THE SHOW STOPPA' !!! :>
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When a man's heart is full of deceit, it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse. A wrong that must be righted. We look to the skies for a vindicator. Someone to strike fear into the black hearts of the same men who created him. The battle between good and evil has begun. Against an army of shadows comes a dark warrior. The purveyor of good with the voice of silence and a mission of justice.
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Posted on 24.10.2008
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wtf!!!!! fuck your battlezz 
it's all about thiss :
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