The lights go down in the Itna arena, and Taylor Swift's theme song begins to play as she makes her way down to the ring, mic in hand...
-The crowd is going wild...boys want to fuck her, girls want to be her. She begins to speak...
Ts: Why hello there . *smiles* What a great crowd you are..I love everyone here for showing me such support!
Announcer: Taylor, what in the world has brought you to itna? Can you even wrestle?
Ts: I've come to Itna to prove that girls can rule the ring & do anything they put their minds to....I've been watching itna for a long time as a fan & it's great to have an opportunity to participate. Am i the greatest wrestler? no...but i am willing to learn.
Announcer: Who are some of your favourite stars in here?
Ts: That's a loaded question...it's an honour just to be in the same arena as some of these ppl. I've always looked up to ppl like Sarah Ng because she's just a regular girl who made it big.
Announcer: Do you think you have what it takes to fight Sarah Ng?
Ts: Right now i do. Maybe a couple years ago when Sarah was in her prime i would have no chance..She's a hasbeen. Her time is up. She's washed up like a lot of other superstars in this federation. It's time for the youth of today take over...That's why i'm here. To put some of the old cows to pasture.
Announcer: Those are some strong words.
Ts: I'm sorry, i believe in speaking nothing but the truth.
Announcer: Who is teaching you to fight?
Ts: Well...i'm looking for a mentor. Someone to teach me what it takes to be a champ...
Announcer: Well you heard it first here, Ts is looking for someone to be a mentor type person to her..Taylor thanks for your time.
Ts: No problem
Ts takes out her guitar & starts to play one of her hit songs "mean".