Soooo.. when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that something you would do? Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that the kind of love you enjoy? How about Telephones, staplers, magazines? it's like a fun tickle isn't it. Let's see how you like my... COCK ROCKET!
I just seen your picture. All I could think of was... Holy Jesus in heaven! it's a tall and skinny Q-tip. I want to bring a little sunshine into your life. Careful, you'll peel. I'm a ladies man.
I'm sorry. I took a muscle relaxer earlier and it's kicking in. I'm just so stressed because there's been a car parked in front of my house for three straight days and there's a pillow in the back seat. And I've never seen anyone get it or out of it, but moves a couple feet one way or the other each day. Wouldn't it be funny if it was a bunch of cats living in there, moving out? You know, with their little paws on the steering wheel? And then another one working the brake and the gas? And the steering wheel cat and the pedal cat have to talk back and forth to each other 'cause the brake pedal guy can't see the road? I'm gonna keep thinking that, 'cause I know really it's probably a car bum.
*Taylor Swift calls back the # she sees on her phone*
*ring ring*
Hello....
Ts: Hello..who is this?
This is Mrs Super Crazy, Super Crazy's mother...
Ts: Oh..um..ok, Is your son home?
Oh he's busy with his dad, something about giving handjobs to each other or something..im not sure, he's a little retarded & hard to understand.
Ts: Oh....well i was just calling to let you know your son has been calling me & leaving shit on my answering machine.
Really? I'm sorry to hear that...usually he's too busy cleaning his grandfathers dickcheese to be on the phone.
Ts: what the heck...
I'll punish him..no familly orgies for 1 week.
*Ts hangs up the phone*
Ts: wow...
