Cameras Appear on Ice as he's in a backstage interview with Jeremy Borash.
Jeremy: "Ice, you have had some rough weeks on Havoc as of late, you have been hammered by LupeOrtiz week after week by all of his ways to avoid facing you at Bound For Glory. You have also yet to pick your poison for LupeOrtiz tonight on Havoc, who is it and what kind of match will it be? LupeOrtiz has put you in a 2on1 hardcore handicap match again #NH, so how will you counter this?"
Ice: "Well Jeremy..." the camera zooms in more on Ice's face "Let me tell you something, Lupe Ortiz, is one of the most HATED men in ITNA. He always takes the easy way out and relies on his stable members to get ahead and by getting head I don't mean from super^CRAZY, who I will kick the crap out of tonight and he can bring his boyfriend Vegeta to the ring to help him. I will bust my fairy baton upside their heads and give them both a taste of sliced bread and finish them off with the Brain Freeze and not the kind super^CRAZY gets from giving head to a snowman, No Offense Frosty! Next time if you take a place to freeze, try not to freeze with your ding-a-ling out!" -waves to the camera!-
"Lupe Ortiz so far, has gotten himself disqualified, he's tried to use my unique sexuality as a legal claim, in which poor Sarah Ng and I couldn't compete for the respective heavyweight titles but if CM Punk and Lupe Ortiz need to eliminate women or whatever the hell I am from competition, that means they're obviously scared of people like me and then NOW...I have a bounty on my head, Lupe Ortiz will be giving the person who takes me out of action $100,000. Great, Lupe Ortiz now sounds like every Wrestling Villian ever to step into the business, way to be cliche Lupe, this guy isn't even original!"
"Sure, that is a lot of money he's giving, but nobody wants this guy's money except his National Hooligan cronies or whatever NH stands for with that silly number symbol (#) in front of it or whatever, I don't know, I don't make this stuff up! You know what everyone wants? They don't want anything from him except his head, on a pike! That my friend, is priceless! And tonight, sure I may have to worry about having to deal with 2 men, but guess what? Lupe has to worry about the entire roster. My gift to ITNA is a Lumberjack Match! where every single person can get a chance to tear his head off tonight!
(The Crowd off the titantron screen would be roaring in cheers at that idea!)
That my friends is worth more than $100,000 dollars!"
"I'm sure you all are wondering though..who is that lucky person who gets a chance to be in the ring with Lupe Ortiz tonight? OH OH OH! Lupe you know this person, they have been a thorn in your side and you have stepped on their toes...again...and again..AND AGAIN! Tonight you'll be facing Taylor Swift!"
(The Crowd once again cheers)
"I know Taylor Swift has wanted to get a pair of hands on you for ages now and this is another chance for that to happen! Taylor Swift better lace up her sneakers, because tonight, Swift won't be on the bleachers! Taylor Swift will get the chance of a lifetime to represent the face of ITNA to rip him apart tonight along with the rest of the roster out there! So how do you like your poison NOW Lupe!? I will regain my ITNA championship at Bound For Glory and I will climb to the top of the Ladd----"
All of the sudden you hear a voice screaming off-camera "I WANT THAT MONEY!! THAT MONEY IS MINE GET OVER HERE ICE! AHHHHH!!!"
All of the sudden you see The Radical run towards Ice and Ice ducks and The Radical flies over Ice and off camera you hear a crash and thud with cartoony sound effect like it was a car accident!
The Crowd would cheer and laugh at the moment as Ice would stand fully back up and continue speaking...
"WELL...okay maybe I was wrong. Apparently Wrestling rejects also want Lupe's money...I think I should get out of here and get ready for my match..."
the real person who should have been running after that money would be JHB!
It's funny... coz hes a JEW.
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When a man's heart is full of deceit, it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse. A wrong that must be righted. We look to the skies for a vindicator. Someone to strike fear into the black hearts of the same men who created him. The battle between good and evil has begun. Against an army of shadows comes a dark warrior. The purveyor of good with the voice of silence and a mission of justice.
THIS IS INSIDIOUS!
