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[Angeleyez goes in WilloW's office to discuss the 60 minutes match at BFG5. super CRAZY, Ice and WilloW are there. super CRAZY is done cleaning himself after an asparagus situation..]
Angeleyez: Hey, little dude, you got some crap right here. [motions to the nose, where super CRAZY does indeed have crap]
super CRAZY: Wuh that's my face, sir.
Angeleyez: .. I'M A WOMAN!
WilloW: Folks, get the fudge out!
[Ice and super Crazy leaves the office.]
Angeleyez: I would like to know your thoughts on going into this Epic match?
WilloW: It's no secret, folks. It's all over the news. We are living in some hard times. The economy is in the crapper, Mouammar Kadhafi is still at large, and former WCW Champion David Arquette is on Dancing with the Stars. I wonder what star he's dancing with? Now I think, in fact, there wouldn't be any good news out there if it weren't for... The Epic KeyboardMan match at BFG5. It will indeed be epic. I might during the match get bored and ask myself; "Why on earth did you accept a 60mins match" Fear not iTNATION and pal. I will finish this match, turn to my girlfriend and say; "Guess what baby? I just won a 60mins match at BFG5" Of course, she might say she doesn't care at all but I will be proud. I might as well say "God damnit it's still going on and I thought that if I ignored it long enough, it would just go away... Like my emotions." But WilloW is no quitter and he doesn't cry when he watches any scripted by Vince Russo. I will have the entire iTNATION and pals behind me at BFG5. Hopefully, they will have lube. And of course I don't go anywhere without my dog, Anthrax. I always tell security at the iTNA Arena I'm carrying Anthrax. Yeah, sure I get a lot of guff about it, but it's a family name; I'm not changing it. I'll see you there partner. We have shared alot of things over the years, like a good laugh, anger management class and baby oil. It will be one hell of a show. Of course, people might think I-Wrestling is a...Gay sport, or the gayest sport? ...I'm just saying, that Ice-dancers point at us and go "That's little over the top". Anyways, friends, pals, buddies, iTNATION, mcbuddies and guise, I wish everyone good luck at BFG5. Let the celebration begins and release the lions. RAWR! It's French, Bitch.
Edited by edge on 08.09.2011
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