* Chris Hansen is backstage taping his promo.
* Ric_Flair comes in with a mic to get an interview with him.
Ric_Flair: Hello Chris Hansen, i'm Ric_Flair with iTNA for Bound for Glory V. i want to take an interview from you, is it possible?
Chris Hansen: um.. Hello Ric_Flair, sure it is possible, i am Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and i am here to take care of the pedophile that Notorious-BIG IS. He will burn in the flames of hell! Trust me.
Ric_Flair: Ok now, but how are you sure that he is a pedophile? have you seen him touch any kids? did he touch you here? *points at his crotch*.. or did he did this to you? *twists his nipples*?
Chris Hansen: hmm.. why don't you have a seat? have a seat right over here, right here.
Ric_Flair: NO! I don't wanna have a seat, i wanna now where did he touch you and i want to know detailed info about him and kids. now!
Chris Hansen: Ric_Flair, i have chat logs of you chatting with a pre-teen online.
Ric_Flair: IMpossible!
Chris Hansen: here is what you said, "Ric_Flair: I want to touch you ding-dong and i want to suck your little winnie till it gets real big so you can stick it in my ..."
Ric_Flair: STOP IT, that wasnt me, or was it, but i was just chatting with d_dil_Pakistan, thats all! We were just having a little fun, sheehs...
Chris Hansen: DDP also said you had a paper bag with you and a 6pack of beers. Is that true? What was in the bag Ric_Flair? can u be honest with me?
Ric_Flair: Sure, it was asparagus, toy cars and some lolipops... the beer was stolen by Hydro and Insidious and the lolipops i ate them, toy cars and asparagus gaved them to super^CRAZY, he said he needed them for something, dunno what exactly.
* Notorious-BIG appears and clotheslines Ric_Flair and then grabs Chris Hansen and executes a powerbomb on him.
Notorious-BIG: You're going down at Bound for Glory V dawg, i aint joking and I AM cryin' here or WAT!
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* end of segment *
Edited by Insidious on 09.09.2011
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