Ice is sitting in the back after it seems like he barely tried and didn't really waste too much energy in his match against Tempest, sippin' on a blueberry Icee Slurpee. watching WilloW and Taylorswift tear eachother up in a barbwired match. Interviewer Jeremy Borash comes up to Ice chilling in the backstage.
Borash: "Hey Ice I'd like to get a word with you!"
Ice: "Yes, Sore Rash?"
Borash: "Borash"
Ice: "Brown Hash?"
Borash: "BORASH..."
Ice: "Snorlax?"
Borash: "MY NAME IS BORASH! I am not a Pokemon!"
Ice: "...okay okay fine, yes, you can have a word with me, Germy PoorBash"
Borash: "Ugh...You've lost on shows left and right, you're on a bit of a losing streak and you're heading into one of the biggest matches in Bound For Glory history, what is going on in the mind of Ice, how do you think you're going to win?"
Ice: "Oh..you see. Jeremy think of it this way. I gave Tempest a little break, taking it easy with a youngster. I don't need to tire myself out that much leading up to the match. I just saw snowk0re's pathetic attempt to pull out some math. So let me lay down some real math to you. Each of us, on paper, have a 33 1/3% chance of winning. WilloW has never been beaten at Bound For Glory 6, so we'll give the remaining .01% to him, so he has a 33.34% chance , while Taylor and I have a 33.33% chance. Well if you take into account that TaylorSwift can't beat our champion Vegeta who only won it because he could beat some lousy dildo collector who was the champ who also had someone job to him so he could win the Bound For Glory series (yeah we can see the I-TNA belt is just being raped right now with flukes), and can't beat a stupid punk kid in lilwill23 who was in a Cage match TWICE! I fed lilwill23 to TaylorSwift after his cage match and threw him back in the cage and TaylorSwift couldn't do it, so what makes you think he's going to be able to beat 2 legends!? At least I lost to credible upcoming talent who I wasn't trying my hardest against, Taylor can't even beat that little punk kid and now that little punk kid is going to keep being a show off and rubbing it in people's faces. So when you take into TaylorSwift's lack of credibility into account, let's cut his chances in half now since he really is half the talent now, and Swift has a 16 1/6% of winning. Then if you take into account how Swift is a loudmouth and keeps doing things to piss WilloW and myself off like attacking Vegeta, we'll chances are we're going to gang up on him, so, Swift is now down to a 0% chance because neither of us will let her win! Then that leaves it down to WilloW and myself having a 50% chance of winning each, but wait you may ask, "Ice, where did WilloW's BFG odds on favoritism go?" Well guess where it went. It down the drain with WilloW exhausting himself over treating Vegeta like he can't defend himself, he's supposed to be our I-TNA Champion but WilloW has too much emotional attachment to our champion and while I find that pretty noble and even...charming...professionally it's only helping me. Plus, he's exhausting himself in this BARBWIRE match with TaylorSwift. So with TaylorSwift and WilloW roughing eachother up, while I'm sitting in the back taking it easy with younger talent, I now have a 100% chance of winning at Bound For Glory 6. There's your real numbers right there, I held the Steiner Phonics and I went real. Some other numbers you should know, I'm cooler than 32 degrees and 0 degrees Celsius. I'll be victorious over PilloW and RebeccaBlack! Now if you'll excuse me Jeremy, I have a frozen slurpee to finish, it's tasty and you know I like frozen stuff."
Jeremy walks away while Ice kicks his feet up slurpin on the slurpee enjoying the bloodshed of WilloW and TaylorSwift.
