Xaqbec:[fist pumps like a Mad Bro.] What's up bro. It's Xaqbec and i'm back with another edition of my show bro...The List. And this week contestant has been asking me for YEARS bro to get on the List. It's none other than Taylor Swift my dude.
[Taylor Swift can be seen rolling her eyes.]
Xaqbec: All you gotta do is answer 1 question out of 3 correctly to get on the list bro.
Taylor Swift: Ok..bro
Xaqbec: How much money do you think I spend on my awesome hair on a weekly basis bro?
Taylor Swift: I think your mom does it for you... so nothing?
Xaqbec: Are you kidding me bro.. My mom doesn't do my hair my dude and I don't live with her. Living with your mom is for losers bro. She's the one living with me. Anyways WRONG answer. Next question.. What is my #1 strategy to get a chick at a club bro?
Taylor Swift: You're into chicks??
Xaqbec: ...MOVING ON. This is your last chance to get on the list bro so don't mess this up. What is my favorite food. This is easy my dude.
Taylor Swift: That's an easy one. Ice's penis.
Xaqbec: WRONG. VERY WRONG bro. The answer was proteins. Are you serious bro how do you think I can have a body like mine..
Taylor Swift: Steroids
Xaqbec: That does it my dude. Let's take it outside. I don't care bro..
[Taylor Swift kicks Xaqbec in the testicules. Xaqbec falls down on his knees. Taylor Swift hit Xaqbec's nose with her knee knocking him out cold. She then leave singing her hit song "We are Never Getting Back Together".]
