Xaqbec:[fist pump like he has mad cow disease] Waddup bro. Welcome to my brand new weekly T.Y.T.D.S. segment here on www.i-tna.net. With the success of "The LIST" Insidious was begging me to do another segment my dude. T.Y.T.D.S. will be a segment where YOU the users learn something. It will help all the ITNATION because let's face it bro..You're all pretty stupid.
[Walks to a table where there's a coffee machine and coffee of course bro.]
Xaqbec: Today I will teach you how to make coffee my dude. It's not as easy as it looks bro but fear not you will learn how to make quality coffee with the pro bro. First thing you need to do bro is put a coffee filter in the machine. Coffee filters were invented in 1865 by Alfred Hitchcock my dude. Once the coffee filter is in place then you add coffee bro. Coffee was invented in 1986 by Lucian Bute my dude. Once that is done then YOU NEED WATER BRO! Water was invented in 1922 by Clit Yeastwood.
[Xaqbec goes to get water and comes back to the table.]
Xaqbec: Aight bro I have my water. now we need to put the water in the coffee machine but be careful bro not to spit some on the floor my dude [Xaqbec does exactly what he wasn't suppose to do.] Well see bro. It's not easy there's water on the floor. I'll clean it up later my dude. Now that water is in the machine. You press start and you wait bro. Waiting was invented in 1822 by Queen Elizabeth. OH! Of course we need a coffee mug
[Xaqbec walks straight to the wet floor. He felt face first on the table corner. The table goes up in the air and so is the hot coffee machine. It goes straight to Xaqbec's chest where notorious-big recently took a crap on.]
