Why Im Not Voting for Romney:
1. he a white nigga
2. this muthafuckas name is Mitt
3. bitch got a dancing horse
4. he a ho
5. he looks like he says nigger all the time
6. this muthafuckas name is Mitt
7. he always interrupts and talks over people like hes better than them bitch i will beat the shit out of you
8. hes a mormon but he aint got no hoes
9. he reminds me of every boss i ever hated
10. this muthafuckas name is Mitt
Why Im Voting for Obama:
1. he a black nigga
2. he mad cool yo
3. that nigga look like he can fight
4. he wears a durag like me
5. michelle got a fat ass
6. hes bff's with jay z
7. hes hugged beyonce before and sniffed her ass
8. we use the same hair clippers
9. he smokes newports
10. i seen that nigga hoop before and he got a jumper on his black ass
cum bitch cum, my mouse hand is getting tired or wat.
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